the one thing you dont want to happen in front of your girl

[Cameron]

As long as the guy replies with a good answer it's not really all that bad

^^this is true

 

[Fawg]

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Girls

~Fawg

 

[The Duke of Earl]

tell the truth infront of her ooohhhhhhh noooooo dont wanna do that

 

[Cameron]

@Fawg-Dude I ain't a girl....

 

[MiZnKoNsPiQuOz]

LMAO@The real replies.Have any of you MEN ever farted while having sex?lol..Some guy I was dating a couple months back laid a big foul one right before he nutted,poor guy.He turned red and wouldn't stop apologizing.I didn't laugh in front of him,but as soon as he left I started rolliiiiiiiiiing.HAHA~209~

 

[RedStorm]

i will outdo you pitty

going to kiss her on the lips but having a mouth full of bloody diarrhea that you just ate out of her dead grand mammy

There's a vision for the ages

 

[pimpsmooth420]

shit ill let one go it just come from my soul

i farted wit my gurl and kept on pumpin her gut sout it aint no thang for me if i been wot her a long time if its a new gurl i hole that in till my ribs shift

 

[MR.VILLAIN]

shiiiit

i'll fart around my breezle........i gives a fuck,it's a natural thing...but if i get the feeling it'd be a foul one...i got to go somewhere else to do it...lol.....i've never farted while humpin'...but i've heard pussies fart while i've been humpin' before..lol!!!!Now that shit is funny!!!!

 

[Rondell]

Pop a boner while wearing sweat pants and watching TV with her whole family.

 

[Al-Kaholik]

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Fuck sweatpants, it'd be worse if you were wearing some warm-ups or a pair of khakis...


I've actually been in quite a few bad situations like that before, all yall take note becuz this actually works...If you have to get up for any reason, just untie and re-tie your shoes while thinking of football..it works for me everytime.

 

[PoeticChocolate]

Damn this thread had me damn near abou to fall out of my chair.....LMAO