the ol' accused of sexually assaulting a horse story

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Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
May 31, 2003
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It was a mare and old boy thought he was a stallion. his neighbour walked up on him like "can I ask you an equestrian?!? why are you fucking my horse?"
 

Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
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you were doing so well with your puns, but this one is just beating a dead horse
derby an asshole!

No, you are right. I was going to say something in regards to he loved the horse furlong time, but I didn't think anyone would know what I was talking aboot.