Not to be morbid... (Well actually, ya to be somewhat morbid)
I ran over my neighbors tea cup something or another. I felt so bad but the way it happened kinda makes me laugh now. I seriously thought for about 5-10 seconds that there had been a speed bump installed right under my car in the gutter in front of my parents old house....
Then I had to carry the near dead puppy over to its neighbors across the street, killed any sense of comedy that had arisen. I almost told the stupid bitch if she had kept her dog away from roaming around the street w/e the fuck it wanted too it wouldn't have been a problem... But she was traumatized enough.
Bad news.