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L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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Listen, ignore the fact that I'm on top of you like syrup on slapjacks
and I'll pretend it's crass that you think I'm unattractive like back fat
Visions I'm having and I ain't no Jack Sprat, but for the right price I'd
have fat on fat like a Tribe, Spoonfed riding in a Quest with two flats
 

Gofer

Sicc OG
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www.youtube.com
' *************************
' * Main Program *
' *************************
GOSUB A100.Initialization
GOSUB B100.Process
GOSUB C100.Wrap.Up
END

' *************************
' * Initialization *
' *************************
A100.Initialization:
CLS ' Clear Screen
H1$ = " Inflation Gauge Report"
H2$ = " Current Inflation Price"
H3$ = " Item Price rate in % in 1 Yr."
D1$ = " \ \ #,###.## ###.## #,###.##"
T1$ = "End of Report"

' **** Print Headings ******

PRINT H1$
PRINT
PRINT H2$
PRINT H3$
PRINT
RETURN

' ************************
' * Process *
' ************************
B100.Process:
READ Item$, Current.Price, Previous.Price, Number.Weeks
DO WHILE Item$ <> "EOF"
GOSUB B200.Compute
PRINT USING D1$; Item$; Current.Price; Inflation.Rate; Price.Year
READ Item$, Current.Price, Previous.Price, Number.Weeks
LOOP
RETURN

' **** Computations *******
B200.Compute:
Price.Change = (Current.Price - Previous.Price) / Number.Weeks * 52
Inflation.Rate = Price.Change / Previous.Price * 100
Price.Year = Current.Price + Inflation.Rate * Current.Price
RETURN

' ****************************
' * Wrap Up *
' ****************************
C100.Wrap.Up:
PRINT
PRINT T1$
RETURN

' ******* Data Follows *******
DATA 1 asd, .98, .84, 13
DATA 1 hgf, 1.70, 1.62, 14
DATA 1 daf, 2.20, 2.09, 17
DATA 1 hg, 1.65, 1.55, 8
DATA EOF, 0, 0, 0

' ***** End of Program ********
 
Aug 20, 2006
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whoever funds these 20 minute long ASPCA commercials should have their pets ran over with a 18 wheeler. twice. so should the person who did the music for that commercial and whoever did the music for truvia. and miranda cosgrove should be run over just for good measure.
 
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I went and bought it... Sucks that it's short, I guess I should have looked into that. But It seems worth it, considering there hasn't been any new XBLA games that I have the slightest interest in.

Thanks.

 
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Anybody looked at the open forum lately? The topics are "WHat headphones should I get", "Jurassic Park is on Family Channel", "Bill Bellamy", a thread that's first message is a shout-out to "Messican beers, tiddies, the mobb and long thread", a poll about nothing.

It's amazing how removing one button from a website can expose how useless some forums are, and how simplistic the users are.

Edit: Oh, and I forgot about the thread about a youtube video of snakes... yeah... snakes. People are like... "Fuck snakes nigga, I cut snakes heads yo".

The open forum is like a text based Tracy Morgan SNL sketch.