The Official Random Thought Thread
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It's 2:20 am and I ordered a pizza at 12:24 am. I called them and told them to cancel my order because it was taking too long. The guy at the pizzeria said "no" because the pizza had already been made. The guy just now knocked and I answered the door and said sorry I don't want this anymore. He said so you're not going to pay for the pizza? I said "no" and shut the door.
Assholes
Assholes
I've had a similar experience in online ordering, only I ordered two toasted subs from Dominos and the guy only delivered one. So he says he'll be back with the other one (no apology), comes back about 30 minutes later, and says
"I had it in my bag the whole time, it must have fell to the back of the bag and I didn't notice it".
How does that even make any sense? How do you not notice a 1/2 pound toasted sub in your bag? The things come in these giant ass boxes that a blind person would be ashamed of missing.
So now I have two cold subs. Oh well, life's not perfect, deal with it. So I give the guy 15 bucks because the total came to 11-something, and he has the nerve to ask "Would you like your change? Because if you want change, I have to go back to the car and get it."
Oh I'm SORRY. I didn't mean to inconvenience you with retrieving MY change, the change that you should have in your pocket already. Does this guy REALLY think his service is worthy of a tip?
So I get my sandwich and guess what? There's onions in it, something I specifically ordered to be out of the sandwich. If I had known about the onions, I woulda took a bite and spit it in his face.
"I had it in my bag the whole time, it must have fell to the back of the bag and I didn't notice it".
How does that even make any sense? How do you not notice a 1/2 pound toasted sub in your bag? The things come in these giant ass boxes that a blind person would be ashamed of missing.
So now I have two cold subs. Oh well, life's not perfect, deal with it. So I give the guy 15 bucks because the total came to 11-something, and he has the nerve to ask "Would you like your change? Because if you want change, I have to go back to the car and get it."
Oh I'm SORRY. I didn't mean to inconvenience you with retrieving MY change, the change that you should have in your pocket already. Does this guy REALLY think his service is worthy of a tip?
So I get my sandwich and guess what? There's onions in it, something I specifically ordered to be out of the sandwich. If I had known about the onions, I woulda took a bite and spit it in his face.
I don't think I've had Papa Johns since I was in high school, but it was awesome every time I ate it. I think I'll give em a call next time I'm looking for my pizza fix. I'd order from Pizza Hut, but those fuckers charge an $11 delivery charge. That's outrageous, considering that Pizza Hut is about a mile and a half from my house.
heres my day from the latest incident to the first: i just f*cked the sh*t outta my girl and lately i been slackin but im pattin myself on the back for this one.. prior to that i rubbed her down with some victorias secret lotion.. prior to that i bathed her in the tub.. prior to that she sucked me off during the nba playoffs.. prior to that she put the kid to sleep.. prior to that my girl made brownies for dessert.. prior to that i grilled for the first time in my life today and the brats, pork chops and burgers were all a success.. as i grilled, my girl brought me a couple shots of Ciroc and she then made a pasta salad for the first time.. prior we had some friends over.. prior to that we cleaned house.. prior to that i ate some leftover lasagna from last night while watching The Best of Colbert Report.. prior to that i did a lil pillow talkin with my girl (no gossip bs) but just about today's event.. prior to that i was knocked the f*** out
prior to that i didn't know you'd be so candid and share with me shit i didn't really want to know.. prior to that i took a shit while on the Siccness http://siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=363155.. prior to that i slung manure and soil at my job.. prior to that i took the ferry from Arkansas to Missouri.. prior to that I enjoyed some fucking delicious fried chicken
