Really drunk and stoned from a bachelor party night at the bars.
Had about seven beers and plenty of stick, great pizza, wings, etc.
Hit on the waitress chick that was hella feeling me, was gonna get the digits from her when we left, decided to fart instead when she left our table only to return to get tabs from everyone, it smelled like rotten eggs, I got embarrassed, I left without her number. Sad times, but a good night overall.