The official grand theft auto 5 gameplay thread ***spoiler alert***

[2-0-Sixx]

Played survival with one of the most annoying, worthless cunts I've ever played with. I was with two other friends, and this random joined "manny-something or other", some asian wannabe gangsta. Dude Had zero kills at least five waves and only survived one wave (the first). Other times he never made it past one minute fucking bum! Then he'd yell in his mic, "Why you keep taking MY shit, nigga?" when we got ammo/armor/health between waves. It felt like GTA welfare after he got $20k for doing jack shit.

 

[TLALOC]

Lmao @ gta welfare haha

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I finally got a Granger. I had to go threw hell getting away from four stars. Finally get to LS customs. The garage door started opening I was one second from getting in and a fucking person with the attack chopper shot a missle and blew me up! Lol all that for nothing! The hunt for the granger continues....

 

[kingsix18]

I haven't been online for a while now. I feel like I'm gonna be way behind on money and RP compared to everyone else. They need to add heists already to make it more interesting.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I haven't been online for a while now. I feel like I'm gonna be way behind on money and RP compared to everyone else. They need to add heists already to make it more interesting.

Who cares about other peoples money though. Plus $250,000 will be deposited in your bank by Friday.

 

[Mr G]

@$CASH$ last time I did that mission there was no fools on the runway... they put them there after a patch... also it used to pay 10K i hope they didnt lower that...

when we retry im gonna get there by land and demolish those muthafuckers before we try to land..

 

[Mr G]

ranked up pretty quick to 32 with kon's & roberto's motorcycle races...
i had re reached 300k last night and finally spent some big doe (besides buying my crib last time)....

I moded a Sicc Mobb patriot with armor n bullet proof tires n other fancy shit...

bought and mod'ed an akuma

and got the free whip from the luxury website n suup'ed it up..
(go on thier from your phone.. you can get a free Elegy RH8 fro being rockstar club)

blew over 150K total (with hella clothes too...)

 

[Kon1]

Yeah I been telling fools to join up with me and play Criminal Records, you can level up like 1 rank per 3 races. The races are only like 1:30 too. I'll be on later this afternoon hosting so if anytone needs to rank up quick if you get an invite from me for criminal records I suggest joining.

 

[Mr G]

^yea i was trying to pay better attention but im pretty sure it was giving me 1000 RP per lap..

 

[Kon1]

yeah you get like 1 and 1/2 bars per lap.

 

[Gas One]

^ ive caught the armored trucks in transit twice on story mode, but the other two they were at gas stations. im guessing it might help to shoot the tires as they take off as fast as possible as soon as you start shooting at them and its 2 stars from then on. the police just dont make that shit any easier. ill try that though thanks, how much money do you get out of the armored cars?

i gotta try making smart investments like cash suggested...havent really found any great ways of banking on shit yet, but i did some real random investing early on in the game and i think thats the only reason most of my characters even have 40,000 and up..robbed the stores a few times but it dosent seem to net much.

oh and question, if i jack a car i like, and put it in my garage, maybe accessorize it...can i sell these cars for dough? or can i only sell cars i buy? and if so, how? or is that just online? just wondering cuz maybe i can make dough that way other than that i dont know if i see apoint of filling up entire garages with cars yet, i always just jack a car when i drive by a rich neighborhood and keep it moving. pretty easy to find those fast ass ferreri type cars, just a few are rare and i can still find those in the rich area where the mall type area is. like near ponsbys or whatever

also if i take my car out the garage, and dont bring it back, im taking it thats the end of my car? even tho the motorcycles and car parked outside your house are always there.

i think im 30 missions out of 69 done...if im only halfway through this game thats awesome..ive been playing forever

 

[$CASH$]

^ ive caught the armored trucks in transit twice on story mode, but the other two they were at gas stations. im guessing it might help to shoot the tires as they take off as fast as possible as soon as you start shooting at them and its 2 stars from then on. the police just dont make that shit any easier. ill try that though thanks, how much money do you get out of the armored cars?

In the countryside between the Senora freeway 13 and the 1 there's always an armored truck on the right side just off the highway (between Blaine county and Sandy Shores) each time I pass in the daytime. All you need to do is cruise the 13 until you reach the town area by Grapeseed. A blip shows up.
It's always got 2 security - 1 in the car, the other coming back from the store. Like clockwork. It's automatic when you arrive in the area.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130911084539/gtawiki/images/6/69/XbsDvHt.jpg

^^It's on the upper right side of the map. I won't embed because the pic is too large.

If you ever see an armored truck but there's no blip, you can't rob them. I've tried lol. You get 9-12 gs each time. I use the assault rifle when I blow the doors open, shoot right at the center. I murder the security first. It's just quicker. You get 3 stars anyway just for attacking them. 2 extra kill ain't gonna do shit but speed it up.

 

[$CASH$]

@$CASH$ last time I did that mission there was no fools on the runway... they put them there after a patch... also it used to pay 10K i hope they didnt lower that...

when we retry im gonna get there by land and demolish those muthafuckers before we try to land..

rockstar a bunch of dicks. If they're gonna make it harder don't cut the pay in half.
So I'll be designated pilot then haha. But there need's to be a group of guys that go there by land cuz those enemies don't fuck around. They're using hi powered weapons. They blew the plane up in like 7 seconds flat. I don;t think they're going after the airplane they're coming after us. I just happened to be inside it so the plane blew up. I think if we all go at the same time and I don't drive into an ambush we can beat that shit.
We'll see. I just want to get payed! Bought an apt and added bulletproof tires to the hummer and a 3rd car I stole so I'm low.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Anyone know where or how to get Michael's car online?

I read its rare but one of the best four door cars and extremely moddable. I heard sometimes u can find it at the golf course parking lot, wondering if anyone has found it.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Anyone know where or how to get Michael's car online?

I read its rare but one of the best four door cars and extremely moddable. I heard sometimes u can find it at the golf course parking lot, wondering if anyone has found it.

Whats the name of it?

 

[TLALOC]

He's talking about that tailgater car....I heard u can get it in the parking lot @ the golf course but whenever I drive by it isn't there....also heard it's by a tennis court some where...which tennis court I'm not sure myself
@NAMO has been able to locate this car mayb he can shed a lil more light on this?

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Anyone know where or how to get Michael's car online?

I read its rare but one of the best four door cars and extremely moddable. I heard sometimes u can find it at the golf course parking lot, wondering if anyone has found it.

 

[NAMO]

He's talking about that tailgater car....I heard u can get it in the parking lot @ the golf course but whenever I drive by it isn't there....also heard it's by a tennis court some where...which tennis court I'm not sure myself
@NAMO has been able to locate this car mayb he can shed a lil more light on this?

Anyone know where or how to get Michael's car online?

I read its rare but one of the best four door cars and extremely moddable. I heard sometimes u can find it at the golf course parking lot, wondering if anyone has found it.

For the Obey Tailgater, you need to keep checking Simeon's list of cars he wants, eventually it pops up then it will be located at the golf course. If it's not at the golf course car park, drive a few blocks away then go back to refresh the car park. Eventually it will turn up. When it's on the list, it HAS to spawn.

 

[TLALOC]

Still waiting for it to spawn breh.....whenever I get the texts with the tailgater on it, I have yet to come across it.......kind of gave up but I'm a start on it again since my (new)missions lately need @ least 2-3 people to pass making it almost boring now when I'm not mobbin with the crew

 

[Gas One]

In the countryside between the Senora freeway 13 and the 1 there's always an armored truck on the right side just off the highway (between Blaine county and Sandy Shores) each time I pass in the daytime. All you need to do is cruise the 13 until you reach the town area by Grapeseed. A blip shows up.
It's always got 2 security - 1 in the car, the other coming back from the store. Like clockwork. It's automatic when you arrive in the area.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130911084539/gtawiki/images/6/69/XbsDvHt.jpg

^^It's on the upper right side of the map. I won't embed because the pic is too large.

If you ever see an armored truck but there's no blip, you can't rob them. I've tried lol. You get 9-12 gs each time. I use the assault rifle when I blow the doors open, shoot right at the center. I murder the security first. It's just quicker. You get 3 stars anyway just for attacking them. 2 extra kill ain't gonna do shit but speed it up.

you sure about the no blip armored truck, id almost swear i found one today and that was my first time opening the truck up. only got 5600 tho, got killed while trying to get back on my motorcycle and ended up wasting 1600 at the hospital..fuck

good looking for the area on the armored truck. thats good and easy money now that i know how to open it up. ive never seen 3 stars as soon as i attack them tho, only 2. maybe im tripping..

its been funner to me the last 10 levels, ive actually liked to play the game in comparison to just beating levels because im trying to get farther. almost like the storyline has opened up more and its fun to follow it. i hate beverly tho, dude with the camera. loser. i wanna kill dude so bad