The Official "FUCK VALENTINES DAY, I AINT TRICKIN ON THESE HOES!" Thread

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

that cake is for fds.

 

[niguardian]

u gotta be some kinda extremely special extraordinary great ass revolutionary ass great ass super bitch for me 2 actually wanna spend money on u

 

[ayo4yayo]

Valentines Day is like any other day Im out with my girl. The good thing is that my girl thinks the same way to. Fuck this marketing ploy.

 

[eastbay50]

fuk i did buy some "overpriced" roses but didnt go to dinner next year ill remember this thread

 

[SteadyMobbin]

Fuck Valentines day! Imma pimp mothafucka! Got like 6 7 hoes on deck!













*Goes to assparade.com*

 

[NAMO]

I jacked off to some porn and a finnish figure skater

I saved myself alot of money

 

[ultrazyn1]

tonight im jacking off by candlelight

 

[Rossibreath]

i got fuckin hammered last nite & slept til 4. then i got told im the least romantic man ever. i did grill out steaks in the cold tho. now im unshowered layin on the couch watchin the allstar game while shes watchin sum gay lil wayne videos in the other room.

 

[Simpaticone1]

I THOUGHT ABOUT STARTING THIS THREAD..... SHOULD HAVE...

ITS ONLY A DAY - SHIT

 

[NZTECHFAN]

fuck these biancas, they aint gettin a penny from me.. only a good dick

 

[niguardian]

Valentines Day is like any other day Im out with my girl. The good thing is that my girl thinks the same way to. Fuck this marketing ploy.

thats every holiday bruh-goon, dont nobody believe in none a this bullshit, they just want people 2 spend money

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

AY TODAY WAS COOL, IM SINGLE BUT SEEN A HOMIE I AINT SEEN IN YEARS, HE GOT HIS ASS WHOOPED BY HIS LADY LOL.

I CAME UP ON A LAB TOP THATS RITE ALL CAPS GANG ON MINEZ NOW!

GOT RANDOM ASS TEXTES FROM MY EX SHE GET OFF WORK SOON MAYBE BRING ME SOME FOOD FROM WORK, AND A PIECE OF BOOTY.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

HEY U KNOW WHAT CINNABUNZ MEANS? THATS WHEN U KICK A BITCH IN THE HEAD AND KNOCK HER OUT AND SHART ON HER BUTT THEN JACK OFF AND JIZZ ON HER ASS.

HAHA I BET U WILL NEVER EATA CINNAMNOG ROLL AGAIN.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

How about a Strawberry Shortcake?

When you punch her in the nose and then cum on her face when the blood starts pouring out.

 

[ultrazyn1]

how about a bloody dragon

 

[ultrazyn1]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bloody+dragon

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

HOW BOUT A BUBBLE YUM?

WHERE U FUCK A BITCH ON HER PERIOD AND U SLAP HER IN THE FACE WITH THE CONDOM AND THEN SHOVE IT IN HER MOUTH AND MAKE HER BLOW A BUBBLE WITH IT?

 

[The Duke of Earl]

2. artistic :mildly retarded
Our neighbor is kind of retarded, you know artistic


this is from urban dictionary

 

[MOREBASS]

I bought my girl a mushroom burger from Red Robins with her money for V-Day.

 

[Dhadnot]

I saw wild at heart downtown, and drank beer...with the lady, good times.