The Official "FUCK VALENTINES DAY, I AINT TRICKIN ON THESE HOES!" Thread

[Meta4iCAL]

Yeah... dat

fuck buying overpriced roses... going out to dinner and getting shitty service in a crowded ass restaurant because everyone is going out to dinner tonight

anyone else feel me?

 

[Artistic]

go jump off a cliff metallica you lonely ass bitch.

 

[ant_johnson_16]

Im cookin dinner tonight. Fuck leavin the house to eat somewhere.

 

[cheeto]

i hella love my girl but she know i aint got it today had to pay off hella shit but ima do sumthin next week tho
yea ima simp so what lol

 

[fillyacup]

sounds like


"i aint got no hoe to trick on" thread

 

[fillyacup]

plus fuck cashing out just because society says for one day. fuck that cycle of bullshit shit

if i want to by the woman flowers i will when i want to. fuck your roses you damn flower lady. and fuck your expensive roses too you mexican on the side of the road making probably $500 todya

 

[Meta4iCAL]

go jump off a cliff metallica you lonely ass bitch.

:hurt:

 

[Meta4iCAL]

sounds like


"i aint got no hoe to trick on" thread

lol, I don't

I probably could go out with some chick tonight if I wanted to... but I'm really not tryin to spend money on some broad because of a holiday created by the Hallmark

I'm glad I don't have to stress about ordering roses on time and making dinner reservations and shit

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

i'm spending my valentines with mary jane.

i don't give her flowers, she gives me her flowers.

 

[jsilva04]

I just broke up with my girl last night!
i wanted one she would remember i hope she does

 

[Meta4iCAL]

I just broke up with my girl last night!
i wanted one she would remember i hope she does

lol, good timing

hopefully you didn't already spend money on some dumb ass roses and shit

 

[The Duke of Earl]

go jump off a cliff metallica you lonely ass bitch.

FAG

 

[The Duke of Earl]

im gettin hi-bar, and rentin a movie , i had a friend make a card for her, and a gaint teddy bear that ran me 30 bucks .

 

[prodigy91]

never had a good valentine's day, and i mean never. fuck like iller said only money im going to be spending on is mary jane and paint for a mural...

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

go jump off a cliff metallica you lonely ass bitch.

i bet your valentine destroyed you on the mic already...

 

[Jack Tracks]

I broke it off with my girl of two years on Thursday. Not becuase it was Valentines day but it was just time. Kinda fucked up but whatever. Yesterday morning Im passed out and I wake up to a bag full of my shit and a valentines day card from her outside of my door. Then I check my phone and theres like 5 messeges from her saying shes gonna come over and beat whatever bitch was in my beds ass.. WHOA only bitch in my bed was my puppy. HA! But yeah Fuck Valentines Day. My buddies got a stand up show tonight Im gonna go check out and thats about it..

 

[InfamousICON]

go jump off a cliff metallica you lonely ass bitch.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Just going to BBQ and she's going to bake me a cake.
Ya I'm not into it either, but really what guy is?

 

[fillyacup]

better be a special cake with reefer in it

or another chick

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

No I don't know what kind of a cake it is and now she's asking me for 2 same sized baking pans, for dual layered cake. I don't have that kind of cook ware. I've never baked a cake in my life, do I look like Betty Crocker?