The OFFICIAL *FUCK I DON"T WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY* Sign In Sheet

[Dana Dane]

Fuck....every morning, I wake up, and I do not want to go to that disorganized, don't do nothin for yourself and blame everyone around you ass office. Then Fridays roll around, I don't have SHIT to do, and I am bored as fuck all day long. 20 minutes seems like 4 hours and shit. What is retriement age?? I can't wait to get there!!!


Any of you mortgage cats in the Bay need a good processor, one who can work from home, only close 20 loans a month, and only communicate with you via email or AIM??? I am sick of talkin to these fuckin loan officers all day every day.

 

[mustynutz]

ahhn Dana...this could go on for hundreds of pages....if i had an internet connection at home still i wouldnt come in to work twice as much....but alas, bills to pay...sounds like work is stressin you out babe...you need to come see Doctor Feelgod and let me releive some of that tension....tell ya man to sleep on the couch tonight and me and Shea will come over and help work out that stress in ya life...you like 151 and GHB still right, that was ya drink of choice on out wedding night....or was it Methadone and MDMA...Vodka and vicodin....211 and black tar heroin...?...purple and percocets..?

here...these might help
Call in sick today....

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Fuck....every morning, I wake up, and I do not want to go to that disorganized, don't do nothin for yourself and blame everyone around you ass office. Then Fridays roll around, I don't have SHIT to do, and I am bored as fuck all day long. 20 minutes seems like 4 hours and shit. What is retriement age?? I can't wait to get there!!!

My thoughts exactly.

It’s a beautiful day in Seattle, currently in the 70s, going to be around 80, not a cloud in the sky….and I’m fucking stuck here and its only 8:31 staring at my computer screen. I finished all my work in a half hour, yet I must stay until 5pm!

 

[Dirty Clint]

I'm lucky today; I am taking half the day off and going to the beach for the weekend. Sorry about your boring days Dana.

 

[BETO916]

I feel you Dana....only 25 more years of state service to go, YEEEEEE!!!! :dead:

this is why I start my day with a double shot (of Hen that is) & a pre-rollie.



Musty, have you heard from Construction Shea?

 

[Dana Dane]

I have a BIG ASS family reunion thing tomorrow that I have to prepare for (Its not easy making potato salad for 100+ people), I have a slight headache from the Apple Screwdrivers I drank last night, I am loaded (which is about that only good thing goin for me) and I just sat in the taco bell drive through for 10 minutes starin off into space before I realized that they never asked to take my order, so I cussed em out and backed out of the drive through, and now I am hungry, too.

 

[mustynutz]

naw...i'll give him a call and see whats up with him, i forgot he said he quit his job and went back to construction...

its shitty and foggy in the city, not much motivation to take the day off...and the beach is just as shitty so fuck that...im headed out to the east bay to see the sun....Can i get an east bay weather checkup...how its lookin over there...

 

[lErK]

I always think to myself every morning" Why cant i win the damn lottery so i dont have to work anymore." Anyone know if theres a way to cheat on the lottery. If so let me know ill split some funds with you we can go 20/80.

 

[Dana Dane]

Sometimes, at night, when I lay in bed and can't sleep, I compose a letter in my head to Bill Gates, Don Trump, Oprah, etc., explaining to them that all I need is .0001% of their fortune for a variety of different reasons. What would 1 mill hurt Trump when he has 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 million dollars? He could probably write that shit off on his taxes so fuckin quick.

 

[G-Dubb]

I should have left for work a half hour ago.

 

[playboy ene]

THI$ MORNING I DIDNT WANT TO GO TO WORK CUZ I DRANKED ALOT YE$TERDAY $O I MANAGE TO GET UP N TAKE A $HOWER. FINALLY MADE MY WAY TO WORK AND IM FEELING BETTER. IM ON MY BREAK N $LACKING, IM $TUCK HERE UNTIL 2:00 PM. CANT WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE N $TART MY WEEKEND I GOT CAR$HOW$ TO GO TO N PIMP THEM HOE$.

 

[mustynutz]

i used to keep a resignation letter in my jacket pocket....some days it would get to my desk...some days i'd walk around the office with it in my hand...just waiitng for someone to piss me off.....i later left the letter at home and began takin my Taurus .45 to work....some days its would be in my backpack...some days in my desk drawer...some days i'd sit in the bathroom on the toilet and practice unloaded and reloading it with my eyes closed, and those were the good days.....

 

[Senchent]

^^^
"... and in other news, a disgruntled employee at 328 Market street in San Francisco went on a shooting rampage in his downtown office. According to police the suspect, known only as MustyNutz, pulled out a .45 caliber pistol and began shooting at around 9:45 this morning. Nine people are dead and another 2 are in critical condition as the shooter then proceeded to jump out of the 5th story window yelling, 'The Bay is back, you beezeys.'"

 

[mustynutz]

bwahahhaaaaa......aaaahhhh just for that im puttin it back in my backpack....time to do some crystal meth off the toilet seat in the bathroom and down a 1/2 pint of henn before the sales meeting...now where did i put my damn syringe....?

12.3 seconds...thats how long it take to unload all 10 rounds...36.2 seconds..thats how long it takes to reload 10 rounds... .01 seconds to cock it back...same time to disengage the hammer...locked and loaded draw time is down to 2.5 seconds from the shoulder holster, 2.3 from the waist....dead aim at under 75 yards...accurate to within 6 inch radiius of intended target site up to 128 yards...dead stopping power using 280 grain hydrashock federal rounds at approx 20 feet.....

 

[CannibalCrow]

I start work Monday at a bank. All sorts of crazy rules and they have this smiling "team work" atmosphere. Look really friendly, but looks like a hard job too. I need the money really bad so I'll do what I have to do. I am just curious about how to calculate my monthly net pay.. Is every state/county different? I'll be lucky to rake in 1000 a month, and then subtract 800 for bills and extra shit. And now my car is making noises. I just moved to a new county in my state and I am wondering what the percentage is that goes to everyone else but me. Need to win the lottery, seriously....livin on ramen and 69 cent boxes of pasta. Everything looks better on paper. On paper I look like I make enough to get by. And then something breaks, or needs to get fixed or replaced. I don't hate my job yet. Gimme time.

 

[BETO916]

musty+drugs+guns=GREAT THREAD

 

[Ry]

I feel all your pain. I fuckin hate my job with a passion. Im looking fo soemhting new, but the bills gotta get paid in the mean time. The good news is im on day 5 of a 16 day vacation. I spent this week getting up at 11am, drinking Stella, chillin with friends and bbqing for dinner.

 

[Stealth]

I've been sitting at work on my computer for an hour trying to occupy myself and then I see this post. Thank God i'm not the only one going through this bullshat.

 

[Senchent]

shit all my jobs are chill as fuck. I work part time at a school teachin computers during the year and started workin at a company that makes content (ringtones, movies, etc) for cellphones. This summer i helped out with a computer class in Berkeley n it's the last day of class today. So far my day has consisted of walking around the campus taking pictures of classes and now I'm sitting at a computer waiting to organize a little last-day party n then im out.

 

[mustynutz]

senchent...can you make a ringtone for me for metro pcs ?....or explain how someone outside of the inducstry can take an mp3 and make their own...?...real ringtones not the stupid midi ones


anyways.....


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