The Offical Juggalo Thread!!

[DaStonedGangsta]

when i was in hs, all the juggalos were the kids that looked like the might shoot up the school,
they were too outta shape to be in the jock crowd.
too ugly/homeless looking to be in the prep crowd.
too emo to be in the wigger/gangster crowd.

the reason icp is popular because they give those kids, who dont fit into those "clicks"...a place to belong(also a taste in shitty music)...i think its a stage teenagers go through..i used to listen to the great milenko when i was in 6th grade but i grew up and realized they are lame..i have no problem seeing teenage juggalos, but when i see 20-30 year olds with fuckin clown makeup on, makes me feel sorry for them.

 

[BEAR]

when i was in hs, all the juggalos were the kids that looked like the might shoot up the school,
they were too outta shape to be in the jock crowd.
too ugly/homeless looking to be in the prep crowd.
too emo to be in the wigger/gangster crowd.

I'm a little out of shape, but I used to play football. I'm no "prep" or "emo". I sure as fuck not homeless. I can't be a wigger. I don't gangbang.

the reason icp is popular because they give those kids, who dont fit into those "clicks"...a place to belong(also a taste in shitty music)...i think its a stage teenagers go through..i used to listen to the great milenko when i was in 6th grade but i grew up and realized they are lame..i have no problem seeing teenage juggalos, but when i see 20-30 year olds with fuckin clown makeup on, makes me feel sorry for them.

Wanting to belong isn't a teenager thing, but you are right about it being a huge factor in their popularity.

 

[KirbyDaAlmighty]

I'm a little out of shape, but I used to play football. I'm no "prep" or "emo". I sure as fuck not homeless. I can't be a wigger. I don't gangbang.

Yeah, I played football before, too.
I kicked ass, too.
So, the whole "They're out of shape" doesn't apply. Especially not to ALL Juggalos.

 

[DeAdLyPoTaTo]

I don't have a problem with Juggalos even though at times it seems like they're all bad. Its just easier to notice the jackasses cuz they stand out = P
the ones who sound brainwashed and cult-like piss me off, but that goes for any retard from any group. At the Tech concert there were a lot of jackasses though

 

[DaStonedGangsta]

Fun Facts

* Juggalos are known for their attraction to shitty music, city lights, and country fairs.
* Juggalos are often spotted in front of major malls, but since none of them own a car, are driven there by their parents.
* Juggalos make up all of the 5% unemployed Americans.
* The first known Juggalo was created after gay buttsex involving a trailer-trash redneck and a heavily intoxicated racist wigger.
* While Juggalos can be found in any major city, one place you will never find a Juggalo is a college campus.
* Clowns aren't 'scary' and the half-assed abomination they call rap doesn't make them either.
* 99.9% of Juggalos everywhere are convicted rapists.
* Juggalettes tip the scales in the 250-900 lb. range. Watching them enter any McDonalds with a single step up can pretty much guarantee lulz.
* Juggalos claim that "haters" don't know what they are talking about, and that they "don't understand".
* Juggalettes have bigger (and in most instances, more) penises than Juggalos.
* Juggalos or Juggalettes have no friends...

 

[MrSteepPockets]

Fun Facts

* Juggalos are known for their attraction to shitty music, city lights, and country fairs.
* Juggalos are often spotted in front of major malls, but since none of them own a car, are driven there by their parents.
* Juggalos make up all of the 5% unemployed Americans.
* The first known Juggalo was created after gay buttsex involving a trailer-trash redneck and a heavily intoxicated racist wigger.
* While Juggalos can be found in any major city, one place you will never find a Juggalo is a college campus.
* Clowns aren't 'scary' and the half-assed abomination they call rap doesn't make them either.
* 99.9% of Juggalos everywhere are convicted rapists.
* Juggalettes tip the scales in the 250-900 lb. range. Watching them enter any McDonalds with a single step up can pretty much guarantee lulz.
* Juggalos claim that "haters" don't know what they are talking about, and that they "don't understand".
* Juggalettes have bigger (and in most instances, more) penises than Juggalos.
* Juggalos or Juggalettes have no friends...

NICE

 

[MID-WEST785]

Why do yall fuckin care so much? fuck a damn juggalo and nuff said move on its the same shit over and over... Your never going to convince them not to like what they like just move on... Truth be known your prolly just driving them to liking it more....

 

[TaxMan]

the reason icp is popular because they give those kids, who dont fit into those "clicks"...

LOL- I believe the word you're looking for is clique. With the way you talk so much shit about Juggalos being stupid; I'd almost place money on the fact that you're one.


Awwwwe, a Juggalo corrected you on the English language. Yeah, just step down DaStonedGangsta, because I could do this all day with your posts.

 

[DaStonedGangsta]

lol@u takin this to heart..is that all u could fine wrong with my post was one spelling error? lol nice

 

[TaxMan]

Thats not a spelling error. Thats ignorance.

Thats not taking anything to heart. Thats pointing out stupidity of someone, who has done nothing but call other people stupid and uneducated.



And that little list is retarded- who ever made it. Not one thing about that list is remotely true (except the fat Juggalette thing..lol).

So. LOL @ all the stupid Tech N9ne fans. You guys need to attend school once in a while, instead of hanging out and jocking Tech's dick and drinking Caribou Lous. (see, you can do that for any group)

 

[DaStonedGangsta]

lol@ me tryin to argue intelligence someone with a "rape dem hoes" user title and admires a shitty rapper/pedophile...and btw i never said anything about juggalos being uneducated, why dont u stay on the mars board and faygoluvers

 

[TaxMan]

* Juggalos make up all of the 5% unemployed Americans.
* The first known Juggalo was created after gay buttsex involving a trailer-trash redneck and a heavily intoxicated racist wigger.
* While Juggalos can be found in any major city, one place you will never find a Juggalo is a college campus.

Kinda looks like it....

I'm done with this though. There is no point in taking this shit further.