Shohei's coprophagia is no laughing matter Pinche! We must all rally behind him in his stuggle to battle the ingestion of bodily waste products. You can do it Shohei! You're good enough, you're smart enough, a gosh darn it, people like you!
(Disclaimer: No one really likes Shohei, but it's good for us to say that while he's battling this disorder. Once he recovers, we'll tell him the truth. Follow my lead.)