THE LONGEST THREAD.

[Nightbreed]

This is my step brother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten cheese.

 

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This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. Bert made medical history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. I hate him.

 

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My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth.

 

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One of my mom's boyfriends. He has a rectal infection that makes him fart alot. I think he caused our dog Rebel to die.

 

[SLIT_THROAT999]

you are mean

ok stop that is mean these are real fuckin people... lol


lol your mean

 

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This is my sister Molly. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one day and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl. She smokes cigarettes too.

 

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My cousin Eddie went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head. Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.

 

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We found Willy sleeping under our trailer one night. Mom is teaching him how to use toilet paper.

 

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This is my half brother Boomer. Boomer is going to be a policeman one day. He already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people.

 

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Walt dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear.

 

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This is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city. He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty before they are shipped to the store.

 

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This is my sister's boyfriend Paul. He is running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby. He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city.

 

[SLIT_THROAT999]

what the fuck is wrong with you ... you got me rollin..lmfao

 

[Nightbreed]

what the fuck is wrong with you? don't laugh at me and my family....

 

[SLIT_THROAT999]

shut the fuck up ho imma woop ya ss you and ya faggot ass familys..lol j/k
anyways hey can ya call me when ya get a chance i didnt wanna call and the ho answer so anyways call ight

i hate how you tell someone something and they fucking try to out do you with somethings.. ya know it pisses me the fuck off..

late

 

[Dr. Curien]

RAPPIN IS FUN WHO WANTS SOME OF RAPS FROM ILL MITCH THE STREET GANGSTER WHO SMACKS A BOIITCH AND RIDES SKATEBOARD AND WAS ON UMBILLICAL CORD.

ILL MITCH IS A G THIS JUST IN

Iam bored so Iam just doing this because I think Ill mitch is a funny person and funny people are funny. Fuck Brotha Lynch Hung\\


Ha hahahahahahahaha Fuck


House of the dead M.D. who has an STD

 

[GHP]

Ill Mitch is a sav! He loves to rap and he loves to box!

 

[UKantCMe]

oh shit, i jus seen your grandma at lunch.

 

[SLIT_THROAT999]

T.C.M. ..OMG...B.F.M.E.M

HAHAHA OMG THAT FUCKING MOVIE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASS. THE NEW ONE THAT JUST CAME OUT...... WE WENT TO SEE IT LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS FUCKING TYGHT AND I THINK IT WAS THE BEST ONE SO FAR... ANYWAYS HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN IT YET?

 

[Nightbreed]

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