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May 10, 2002
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Items needed:
1.Cocaine
2.Arm & Hammer Baking Soda
3.The I.Q. higher then a household plant.

How to make it:

Crack is usually made by mixing two parts of cocaine with one part baking soda in about 20 ml of water. The solution is then heated gently until white precipitates form. Heating is halted when precipitation stops. The precipitate is filtered and retained. The precipitate may then be washed with water; this procedure is usually omitted in the street product. The product may then be dried for 24 hours under a heat-lamp. Crack is then cut or broken into small 'rocks' weighing a few tenths of a gram.
OR

The Best Damn Crack Recipe Ever:
You need a lab to do this!
Ingredients:
15 grams Cocaine
18 ounces Grand Marnier Liqueur (anything close)
18 ounces Famous Grouse Scotch (any scotch)
18 ounces Pellegrino sparkling mineral water (any sparkling water)
1/2 teaspoon Coriander
5 grams Rexal Formula III Baking Powder (baking soda will do)

Equipment:
Vulcon Quantum-QM100 Large Capacity Centrifuge
Electrothermal Bunsen burner
24 50 ml Belco 3037-Graduated, Shallow Cone Bottom Centrifuge tubes
Large Tupperware container
Instructions:
Mix the cocaine, Grand Marnier, & Famous Grouse in the Tupperware container. Affix lid, make sure of tight seal, sit overnight in a cool dry place.
In the morning, mix in the Pellegrino, Baking Powder, & Coriander. Reserve 1/2 cup. Distribute mixture evenly in the 24 centrifuge tubes. Place tubes in Centrifuge for 15 minutes at 2885 RPM. Remove tubes and let sit overnight.
In the morning, add reserved mixture evenly to each tube, and place tubes in centrifuge for 45 minutes at 1500 RPM. Remove tubes and heat each tube individually with the Bunsen Burner for 15 minutes at 900 degrees Celsius. Let stand for 15 minutes, retrieve crack at bottom of each test tube. Smoke and enjoy! Serves 6, or one really desperate crackhead.
 
May 2, 2002
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the bay recovery movement thread, although it was bullshit was mostly full of people rhymin on the east co co forum, got to 999 then it was closed. good luck with this. lol
I think this has a chance. Seems to be going good so far.....
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Here I am sittin' here at 1:41 in the AM and I need to do this punk ass summary for my English class tomorrow about some gay ass essay that's boring as fuck. I'm sucha procrastinator, but I fuckin' hate school and most of all, I HATE ENGLISH CLASS. How they hell is this bullshit supposed to get me a job in the long run?!I guess I go because everyone else says it's the right thing to do...I dunno, fuggit. I'm LAZY....Life's a bitch!@#@$$#@
 
May 2, 2002
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I gave up on school a long time ago. They don't teach you anything you can't find at the local library.

If I'm paying my own good money for school, then I should be able work at my own leisure...and not get an F if I don't feel like doing my homework.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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gimpypimp said:
If I'm paying my own good money for school, then I should be able work at my own leisure...and not get an F if I don't feel like doing my homework.
I feel that...I'm sayin' in this day and age it's all about who you know not what you know more than half the time.
 
Apr 24, 2003
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Kansas City, MO
i used to skip school, get smoked ... then hit barnes and noble and educate myself. i was in a senior english class and the muhfuckas were teaching us to put capitals at the begining and periods at the end of sentences. elementery shit. that's why k.c. public schools lost their accredidation....schools today only perpetuate ignorance in my opinion.....just tools of the machine....
 
Aug 14, 2003
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fuck school...its all about smokin weed and figuring out your own life fuck those stupid ass under payed teachers that dont give a fuck about u or your life they just wanna be smart asses and drive there 1987 green beamers those fuckin pusys..... and i think the thread about kobe soz is longer then this one aaah haaaa b-game hustlin my ass
 
Apr 24, 2003
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allright y'all...i'm going back to k.c. for the next week. i don't think i'll have computer access, so y'all have to keep it crackin. i got a muhfuckin 15hour drive ahead of me...shit sux, but oh well...at least i'll be back home and away from this bullshit ass military for a quick minute......it'll be good to be home........allright then....
 
May 2, 2002
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^^^^^

That reminds me...did any of you see the video of the guy who got his head stuck up that elephants ass?

I would have never believed it if I didn't see it.