THE LONGEST THREAD.

[Mr. Chronic]

I am the life line of this thread. You ALL should thank me for it...

 

[Nightbreed]

^i know my friend ... thank you, but too many have lost interest. the longest thread has been dying for quite sometime now. even i, it's sad creator senses the foul stench of deathly stagnation when i view our misdirected replies. the mystery reamins though. what if you were the 1000th replier. what would happen? possible enlightenment? who is to say. people no longer care about the esoteric implications this mystical post brings. just imagine a thread that has 1000 and plus replies. the possabilities are endless. it could bring about another big bang within the siccness. but no. people are to wrapped up in there prescribed socialization, which blinds them from what the longest thread could bring them. we are pioneers mr. chronic. in search of something more. we're a dying breed. just like my dying thread. as long as there is a pulse i will be here. mr. chronic will be here. who will join us?

 

[WcMalice]

you need people on here talkin shit to each other and it'll climb hella fast.....should start one of those "clown the person above you" things for a while and the posts'll shoot up hella quick

 

[mustynutz]

^^ mother was gangraped by a pack of wild Himalayan midgets,then forced to eat cow feces while becoming the next contestant on "Bukkake Today"

 

[WcMalice]

^^^ legal name on birth certificate is actually Musty Nutz as a result of comin outa the womb already smellin like tuna fish that has sat out in the sun for a couple days

 

[Nightbreed]

^^^ is only fronting because he actually loves the putrid stench of musty's nutz and as a matter of fact has musty give him golden showers on the daily with his homsexual lover willy jones...

 

[Mr. Chronic]

^^^^ His mom had sex with an animal at night...

hence the name "Nightbreed".............................:classic:

 

[wHEeLeR]

^^^^^
"I earned what they said I wouldn't, I got it the way they said I couldn't"

a sex change? or my bozak?

 

[Mr. Chronic]

^^^^ sucks cum through a straw

 

[mustynutz]

^^ blows cum bubbles during the California Cocksucker Contest

 

[Nightbreed]

^^^
watches gay midget porn while fondling various farm animals and young sudanese boys he purchased off the black market for his gay escapades. also loves to be covered in his mothers menstrual blood while being spanked with plexiglass by rodeo clowns with strap-ons...

 

[Mr.HydroSTL]

smoking blunts under the moonlight trying to get closer to god..

 

[Mr. Chronic]

So close, but yet...so far away...

 

[Nightbreed]

^^ two obviously didn't realize we were clowning the scrubs above of us, so now just become victims of circumstance for being at the wrong place at the wrong time ...

So close, but yet...so far away...

^^
must be refering to his comming out of the closet party

smoking blunts under the moonlight trying to get closer to god..

^^
with mr. chronic as they explore their deep rooted homsexual passion for one another




sorry fellas, but i had to hit you up ... the thread is taking a new direction, so get with the times or get left behind ... j/k

 

[bsleezy]

^^^ for the record ... loves the cock

 

[Mr. Chronic]

^^^^ (referring to his sig) reaching for a big giant dick to stick up his ass

 

[bsleezy]

Jacks off to I-Candy forum everynight^^^

 

[mustynutz]

^^ has the record for sucking the most cock

 

[Zer0.MediA]

^^^ Can't seem to post without mentioning dick

 

[mustynutz]

^^^transexual crossbred eskimo lesbian