The holy ghost.

[Gas One]

all i wanna know is why the fuck was i drinking the blood of christ?

seriously, what the fuck?

much less, giving little children wine?

and trust, we knew where the wine bottle aka 'jesus blood' was...

they couldnt just tell us we were sippin a little fadery?

thats why i dont trust no damn Catholicism.

voodoo based catholicism maybe. that regular shit? no.

 

[REdRUM]

LOL I'll have to comment on that ''all catholics touch little boys'' later. LOL @ it now, though...

Synical must have been molested. Did you get a cut of the payoff, yet? Or is that the SD case you're talking about?

 

[Sydal]

all i wanna know is why the fuck was i drinking the blood of christ?

seriously, what the fuck?

much less, giving little children wine?

and trust, we knew where the wine bottle aka 'jesus blood' was...

they couldnt just tell us we were sippin a little fadery?

thats why i dont trust no damn Catholicism.

voodoo based catholicism maybe. that regular shit? no.

HAHA! The blood and body of christ. I'm still not sure who thought that one up, but I do laugh when it's time to do it. It symbolizes you taking part of jesus in or something like that.

About the wine, well, it's weak ass wine, not such a big deal. In Latin countries like Italy, wine is a part of every day life for everybody. The kids get watered down wine, but it's still wine nonetheless. It's not taboo over there like it is here, and they don't have a terrible alcohol problem like we do in the states.

 

[synical dj]

LOL I'll have to comment on that ''all catholics touch little boys'' later. LOL @ it now, though...

Synical must have been molested. Did you get a cut of the payoff, yet? Or is that the SD case you're talking about?

i grew up in the bible belt, where everyone hates catholics.

 

[D-Rose]

I was raised Catholic, but I don't fuck with it really. Never been really big into it, even as a kid. Neither were my parents growing up. Last time I went to church was Xmas, before that, uhh, maybe the Xmas before.

Fuck that shit, I swear to God/Allah/Buddha/Krishna/Chuck Norris that many mark ass fuckers just go to church for that 1 hour a week so that they feel good for all the bullshit they did for the past 7 days. (Then again, this applies for all Christians in general I suppose).Like they are being redeemed. Fuck that, the real redeem team is Kobe and Dwyane Wade, etc.

I'm a kind-hearted person and Jesus is my homeboy, that's good enough for me and hopefully for him too.

 

[Sydal]

I aint no holy roller like those cats.

& I surely aint a Catholic.

....we dont do that type of shit @ my church.

a song here & there,... a prayer.

...then sit your ass down & listen to the sermon.

I never had a weird experience @ my church like that.

then again, I have visited a church where they were goin off speakin in tongues n shit.
not my cup of tea at all.

THAT shit was weird.

HAHA! I used to go to "church" every once in a while with my ex fiance, and they were fuckin STRANGE! That's when my ex started rollin' and telling little asian girls that Buddha is a false god. What a BITCH! They would sing 900,000 rock songs during the SERMON and the dude speaking would say shit like, "Jesus is awesome". Not my cup of tea. When I go to church, I want it to be serious, not like some surfer found god and is telling me about it.

I've never been too big on church. My mom always told me that if God is really out there, he could hear me pray from the toilet if that's what I chose to do. When things are just straight rough though, I'll take my ass to church and it usually helps me clear my head. I refuse to go to "redeem" myself, though. If you do wrong, you have to make it right for yourself and those around you. Just my opinion though.

I can't IMAGINE hearing some shit in tongues. LLAAALALADMLADFMALFJAPDLALFIAM:LALKMA! AMEN!

 

[Sydal]

I agree with you & your mom on this.

...that kind of church you went to with your ex, reminds me of Borat when he went to that pentacost church. lol

Yea, crazy shit about that is my mom was raised Catholic..went to church every week until my grandpa died. Luckily for my brother and I, both my parents wanted us to grow and make our own informed decisions.

That shit in Borat was insane. What's even crazier is that shit is REAL! lol. The place my ex went to wasn't that hardcore, but it was strange. I had to stop going because every time somebody spoke, I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Gas One]

jesus is kinda awesome though. who else can take such a licking and keep on ticking?

oh wait he was beat to death nevermind

the cool thing about church is they wont kick you out for snorting heroin in the back

 

[Gas One]

but what if he was sniffin in the name of the lord?

or he thought jesus could help him there

 

[D-Rose]

oh wait he was beat to death nevermind

Damn. I kinda feel bad for LOLing at that. Its ok, Hay-suess probably would LOL at that too.

 

[Gas One]

The ole 'bait n hook' ....I see you Gas.

but for that poor soul...

too bad.


try the church down the street.

my seed dont need to be near that.

the hell yo seed doin in the back with the heroin addicts?
the back pews are reserved for the addicts and the tardy

not innocent kids!lol

its like the back of the bus and shit......40 years after rosa parks

and who the fuck sits in the second level seats? its like the devil lives up there. no one ever said man fuck it today imma go up to the top by myself.

 

[BOOBOO619]

LOL WUT
nigga your cult is the weirdest of all christians..
have you actually watched what catholics do?
if that shit isnt satanic i dont know what is. the fucking pope is evil.

you basically endorse pedobear activities.. the entire world knows it.

you niggas got touching kids down to a science..where the pedo gets help finding new kids to touch by gettin transferred to other parishes to continue deflowering kids in the name of god. you even hide the records from the cops.

your churchs lawyers hide property and money from the victims and drag the shit out for years to avoid ponying up the dough. how long has this case in sd dragged on??!? or how about the la case with cardinal mahoney.

over 9000 of your church leaders are pedophiles or closet faggots.
lol@celibacy.

your outdated rituals and hypocrisy is the reason so many parishes are fucking bankrupt today. theres a reason real christians hate catholics and it has nothing to do with the trinity... its because youre the closest to the furnace. jesus would not be happy with catholicism.

That's some str8 up WPS. I'm Mexican, my people take Catholism pretty serious. I don't practice it seriously, but my whole family is deep into that $hit and take it seriously, unlike pedos and other fake fucks. Your just basing your shit on what you see from the media. Yeah there's some sick fucks that take advantage, but I'll say that 98% of them priests are white.

 

[rising_tied]

damn black folks were moshin for jesus

LMAO. I been to tamer Death Metal comcerts.

And white people... Damn IDK what the fuck that was. Is catching the Holy Ghost actually a good thing? I mean the other thing we catch outta no where like that is the fucking Flu... Cuz I know if somone "Caught the holy ghost" next to me...... Id be callin the fuckin hospitol sayin the mothafuckers seizing