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cheeto

cheeto

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man when i wokedid up this morning i took a nasty ass drunk doodoo
i blew it uuuup
took a couple advils
then i went to starbucks for a carmel machiado
came home and ate eggs bacon n a grilled shees sanwish

probly go to the shooting range later
the one on top of the hill by the pittsburg bart
if yall wanna meet me and my nigs up there so we can show yall how to shoot
dont meen to brag but my fatass got handles wit the thangs
 
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Jack Tracks

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for all you fat bastards who want something big and tastey and not that bad for you I just had that new Buffalo Chicken Sub from Subway. Its pretty good tastes like Franks Red Hot Chicken Wing Sauce. $5 footlong with all the veggies. For an entire footlong its only 740 calories, 13 grams of fat. Thats with no cheese and no extra sauce. You split that into two meals like Im doin and thats a pretty good choice. Also got 50 grams of protein.

Did I mention it was fuckin on point too?
 
cheeto

cheeto

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i eat subway alot on my lunch break

i always get the same thing

the chicken on wheat with extra white american cheese,extra mayo,lettuce,onions,olives,salt pepper and extra vinegar thats it

i hate hella veggies on my samich

oh and jalapenos on the side
 
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5ive1en

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Cheeto, if i wanted to be a fat bastard for a day... any advice on how to start and spend my day?

What time to wake up? What to eat for breakfast, lunch, etc.? What to do through the day?
 
cheeto

cheeto

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5ive1en said:
Cheeto, if i wanted to be a fat bastard for a day... any advice on how to start and spend my day?
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the way of the fat bastard can not be taught in one day grasshoppa!

u must believe in the fat bastard...........believe!!!!

answer me this question grasshoppa....

If a fat bastard farts in the woods does it make a sound?
 
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5ive1en

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cheeto said:
the way of the fat bastard can not be taught in one day grasshoppa!

u must believe in the fat bastard...........believe!!!!

answer me this question grasshoppa....

If a fat bastard farts in the woods does it make a sound?
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I should have known that simply asking was too easy!

To my kind, the fat bastard is a mythical creature. Perhaps one day I can live amongst them and learn their ways, like Jane Goodall did with the gorillas.
 
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cheeto

cheeto

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damn i just did sum fat bastard ass shit i swear to god

so heres the scenario....

im chillin n shit watching tv and im eating sum good ass tacos(asada) with sum delicious home made guacamole(or how tweez would spell it wakamoelee) on them and i aint wearing a shirt cuz im fat and im allways hot
so i drop a fat ass glob of guacamole on my chest and i run to the kitchen get a tortilla chip and scoop that shit off my chest and eat it
 
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