The dumbest shit you've ever done.....

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rayzaray

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one of the stupidest thing I ever did was chase Cpt. Morgans with Kooks champagne@! UGGGHNN I was hella sick the next day.

also one time I was jackin safeway for 2 12 packs of Corona, and I get followed out as I run out by 2 dudes, so I open my trunk, throw the beers in, and straight get all up in the 2 workers faces like you really give a fuck if I jack this corona, Ill fuck both of you up for this, do you want that to happen, I wouldnt care if I was you. Man they coulda wrote down my liscence plate and everything, fortunately I didnt get caught.

The STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE THO IS:
I was on trail for some bullshit violence case and I was fighting it cuz I didnt want to go to jail. I went keyed up to court everyday mugging the jury, and one day the case looked just about lost for me and I was going to jail, so I carved my name in the court table with a razor blade I snuck in and the popo caught me. I got one day jail time and like a 300 dollar fine for that stupid shit, and I lost my case and did 40 days anyway.
 
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CHRISHOGGALYPSE

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i don't know if she gonna have the kid or not. she broke up with me and hasn't told me if she got an abortion, and it's been like 3 weeks. last i heard, she didn't know what she wanted to do, but her last words were, fuck you, if you want to know if i am going to have it or not, find out on your own and get a lawyer! so i can't call it.
 
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CcytzO Loc

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wow...i am goin through somethin somewhat similar however we dont know for sure if she is even pregnant....her belly look like it though......we dont want anything ta do with each other any more so i dont know how itll work out if a kid is born.....i dont beleive in abortion and i couldnt live with myself knowin my kid somewhere out there not knowin his dad....and i sure as hell aint payin child support for a kid i cant see.....
 
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mizztech

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Hmmm...

...off tops, about 4 yrs ago me my moms her home girl and daughter we went outta town for a wedding...we get to the motel or whatever...i was hella excited to be there but i went to the bathroom ran out cuz i wanted to go outside and see the hottub turns out the sliding glass door was closed and when we 1st got their we opened it...since i was in the bathroom i aint know they closed it...there i am runnin *bam* right into the glass, fucked my nose up a lil but i sprained my arm and shit it was horrible my arm was purple for weeks, lol hella funny though my ass got knocked the fuck out...

besides that also back in the day me and my girls would do stupid shit like when we was with guys and shit...thinkin back with the situations i got into i coulda got hurt...
 
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CHRISHOGGALYPSE

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CcytzO Loc said:
wow...i am goin through somethin somewhat similar however we dont know for sure if she is even pregnant....her belly look like it though......we dont want anything ta do with each other any more so i dont know how itll work out if a kid is born.....i dont beleive in abortion and i couldnt live with myself knowin my kid somewhere out there not knowin his dad....and i sure as hell aint payin child support for a kid i cant see.....
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double damn, weren't you goin out wit jade? or is that someone else? i realized i was still in love with my ex fiancee, so my girl broke up wit me even though she was pregnant. and now the one that is pregnant was really hurt cause i broke her heart. she's now moving to florida in a couple months, and i sure as hell ain't goin there to follow a bitch that ain't gonna let me see my kid. and on top of that, i'm movin back to cali in a year when i get out the service. and my ex fiancee won't take me back cause of what has happened. i totally fucked up everything, and all the decisions i made in the past like 3 months tops all the shit on this thread
 
Chevy Man

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FUCK LOVE!! THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THAT!!

THA OTHER DAY I WAS DRUNK AND LOST MY SHOE (A CHUCK) N THEN ABOUT AN HOUR LATER WE WERE GETTIN OUT OF SOME FOOS VAN N I WAS CLOSING THA DOOR AND I HAD MY THUMB WHERE IT CLOSES N I SAW THAT SO I WAS LIKE "WHEN I CLOSE IT ILL MOVE MY THUMB" N I GUESS I FORGOT N I SMASHED IT

THIS SATURDAY I GOT DRUNK N I WENT TO SOME FOOS HOUSE THATS BEEN TALKIN SHIT S OI CALL'EM OUT N HES CALLS HIS DAD OUT ON ME SO IM STANDIN THERE DRUNK CUSSIN OFF HIS DAD TALKIN BOUT HIS PUSSY ASS SON AND HIS BITCH WIFE. I WAS ALL TRYIN TO FUCK UP HIS DAD N SHIT BUT MY BOIS WERE HOLDIN ME BACK...FUCK I WAS DRUNK! THINK THAT FOOS DAD WOULDA FUCKED ME UP LOL

UUUMM..WHEN I WAS HELLA SMALL I STUCK A KEY IN THA OUTLET

I HELLA DO THIS...I LIKE KINDA WAKE UP IN THA MIDDLE OF THA NIGHT SOMETIMES N I THINK IM AT THA EDGE OF THA BED N IM THINKIN TO MYSELF "O SHIT, BETTER ROLL THA OTHER WAY SO I DONT FALL" N I ROLL THA OTHER WAY AND BAHM!! RIGHT ON THA FUCKIN FLOOR!!

I GOT HELLA MORE BUT I CANT REMEMBER
 
Deep Thought

Deep Thought

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Two sisters. One I had a huge crush on, but our personalities conflicted, and the other who became one of my best freinds. In time (years later) I would end up sleeping with the one sister I was hella cool with, ONCE - on some ol' stupid shit. YEARS LATER (8)...the one sister I had a crush on finally gives us a real chance - only when she finds out about the one night of stupidity with her sister - it all blows up in my face.

I was crushed.

A much longer complicated story, but the bottom line is: sleeping with one of my best friends was the stupidest thing I've ever done.
 
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mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY

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damn that was dumb. ive burnt myself on the grill bout 100 times.

a week back, nightfall, i saw a bottle on the floor, nozzle pointin towards me, so i thought, 'yeah, i'll kick that shit' so i took a powerful hack at it, only to find that it was a 40 bottle. i had to go to hospital and get my toe nail burned. DUMBASS.
That was the day after.. that night i went to a party wit one bunnin toe.
 
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UKantCMe

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dumbest shit i did was cross the canadian border wit 2 jackasses....


it was 4 of us. me and one of my real folks and 2 jackasses (we'll call 'em jackass#1 and jackass#2).. we're drivin from seattle to vancouver, so we have to cross the border to get into canada...

first of all, jackass#1 has crossed this border before so he is supposed to let us know when we get close to the border so we can put the blunt out... well he's a jackass, so my potna is in the backseat puttin out the blunt in his mcdonalds bag as we're pullin up to the booth... STRIKE #1

so we get to the border and the lady asks us some shit about where we're from... well she must not have liked our answer so she tells us to pull over so the national security agency (or customs or whatever tha fuck agency patrols that border) can check us out. ok, i'm thinkin we're fucked at this point. jackass#1 has 2 thizz pills, a fake id in his wallet and a check cashing id wit his real name and picture somewhere lost in the car... STRIKE #2 - plus you're not supposed to bring tobacco across the border and i forgot i had a box of cigars in my pocket... but good ol' jackass doesn't tell me that either...


so we pull over and have to go in the agency's office there so they can do a background check on all of us. jackass#1 gives them the fake id...STRIKE #3

then come to find out jackass#2 has a drug charge on his record... STRIKE #4


so of course they search the car while we have to wait inside not knowing if they're gonna find the 2 pills or the doobie... well good thing he hid the pills good cuz they didn't find them or his check cashing id. and the doobie was in a garbage bag so luckily they didn't find that either... i don't even want to know what would've happened if they did....
 
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PlanetZeroPat

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I was on a cruise to Mexico on the Carnaval Ecstasy for my 18th birthday. After a night of Corona's I hoped on the top Bunk in my room to go to sleep. I was having a dream about fighting and I swung with my right arm and woke up falling head first to the floor. I landed Right on my shoulder and laughed, about a second after I laughed I felt the worst pain Ive ever experienced, I slowly got myself up and looked in the mirror to see my Collar Bone broke my skin and I could see my bone just chillin. I was walking around that cruise Puking out my bile cuz i was in a state of shock and at the same time looking for some help. I finally was found by some janitor who took me to the Infarmary. I had a Third degree seperation of my collar bone. Had to get surgery and everything, Im still in an ongoing lawsuit with Carnival for their Bullshit bunkbed safety rail, I tell everybody I fell off while fuckin' because that shit was pretty stupid
 
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P-Nut

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^^ thats true

i woke up this morning and sleepwalked to the kitched. i poured me a big ass bowl of cereal ( like half of the box), then i poured milk in it. it was only when i got back to the bedroom and took a taste that i realized i poured half a gallon of orange juice in the bowl. :confused:
 
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