The dumbest shit you've ever done.....

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May 5, 2002
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Two days ago I put on my little shirt and was gonna head out but I noticed it was a tad wrinkly. Instead of taking it off (it never looks the same when you take off a shirt and put it back on....ladies I know you feel me on this...), I just ironed it while it was on my person. I'd done it several times before, only usually the shirts were a lil longer and no skin was popping out the midriff area. Not so with this cotton tube top. I burnt the shit out of my stomach like a total moron. I have a triangle burn mark the size of a quarter that's now all blistery and gross.

Anyone else care to share a story of stupidity?
 
Apr 25, 2002
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one time i was at mcdonalds and i damn near got in a fight iwth the cashier cuz i thought he didnt give me my cup but it was in my hand

and today in history the teacher was lke does any1 know the name of hte last battle of the revolutionary war and i said gettysberg..... i was hella stoked too i thought i was right
 
Jul 21, 2002
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shit, done too many dumb things............
i tried to jump over one of the big ass posts in front of wal mart that prevent people from crashing through with a car, that shit was like 5 feet tall, i would have made it, but i half ass jumped and my right ass cheek clipped the corner of it and i landed on my back and neck, i actually didn't get hurt, that shit was hella funny
 
May 2, 2002
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This didn't happen to me, but to a friend...really.....

My friend had alot of wax in his ear, and instead of cleaning it out, he tried to melt it by holding a lighter to his ear. Well, he held it too close and his hair caught on fire.

Another time my friend and his girlfriend wanted to have sex, but he didn't have a condom. So instead of going to buy some condoms, he grabbed a sandwich bag (the yellow and blue make green kind) and tied it around his dick with a rubber-band. He said it worked okay. More funny than anything else I guess.....
 
May 4, 2002
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Sergeant Hustle said:
Two days ago I put on my little shirt and was gonna head out but I noticed it was a tad wrinkly. Instead of taking it off (it never looks the same when you take off a shirt and put it back on....ladies I know you feel me on this...), I just ironed it while it was on my person. I'd done it several times before, only usually the shirts were a lil longer and no skin was popping out the midriff area. Not so with this cotton tube top. I burnt the shit out of my stomach like a total moron. I have a triangle burn mark the size of a quarter that's now all blistery and gross.

Anyone else care to share a story of stupidity?

If this isnt the dumbest thing I have ever read then im god

lol i give you credit for admiting it though lol


DAK iller
 
Apr 25, 2002
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UH I WENT TO GO STEEL BOTTLE OF HENNY CUZ I KNEW OF A ALBERTSONS THAT KEPT THEM OUT OF THE CASES BUT WHEN I WENT IN THERE I WENT THERE AT 1 O'CLOCK IN THE MOURNING , SO I GO IN THERE I DIDNT NOTICE PEOPLE WERE FALLOWING ME I COULDNT FIND THE HENNY SO I GRABBED A BOTTLE OF TEAQUILLA AND BOMB BAY AS SOON AS I TRY WALKING OUT OF THE STORE I NOTICE IM BEING FALLOWED FROM ACROSS THE CHASER COUNTER SO I START TO WALK FAST THEN RUN OUT THE STORE , THE BOMB BAY FALLS OUT N THEN SO DOES THE TEAQUILLA I PICK THE TEAQUILLA UP N GO FOR THE BOMB BAY BUT THE LADYS TELL ME TO LEAVE IT I WAS GONNA GET IT BUT I THOUGHT THE TEAQUILLA ILL BE KOO IM ALREADY DRUNK ANY WAY SO I LEAVE THAT, THE STUIP BITCH TELLS ME YEA OK NOW GIVE ME THE TEAQUILLA FUCKIN CUNT TAKIN HER JOB TOO SERIOUSLY I BOUNCE THROUGH N GOT MORE DRUNK
 
May 4, 2002
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stupidest thing I ever did was when I was a youngster and it was one of my first times smokin the bomb bomb Seattle chronic.

I was chillin at a party hella high, I saw some Doritos to my left so I picked them up and started eating them. I looked up and my boy was laughing his ass off at me,right when I saw him laughing I tasted ashes in my mouth. The people at the party was using the bag to put there ashes in. I was munchin on them for like 30 seconds before I noticed. It was hella nasty lol.........


DAK iller
 
Jul 24, 2002
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Sergeant Hustle said:
Two days ago I put on my little shirt and was gonna head out but I noticed it was a tad wrinkly. Instead of taking it off (it never looks the same when you take off a shirt and put it back on....ladies I know you feel me on this...), I just ironed it while it was on my person. I'd done it several times before, only usually the shirts were a lil longer and no skin was popping out the midriff area. Not so with this cotton tube top. I burnt the shit out of my stomach like a total moron. I have a triangle burn mark the size of a quarter that's now all blistery and gross.

Anyone else care to share a story of stupidity?
My guess is that the traingle's pointin down right?
:classic:
 
Aug 14, 2003
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didnt happen to me and its kinda like that ashes story........... we were all gettin perked ya know drinkin n shit, an a friend of mine liked to chew skoal so he was spittin in a cup that we used for a chaser earlier that night so this dumb hoe takes a fat ass sqig of some vodka then chases it with my boys mucus and she didnt just sip that shit she chugged it. but yeah we just looked at her and laughed. she a dumb hoe
 
Apr 25, 2002
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I've done tons of stupid shit, most notable was when I was seven or six, I tried to jump over a bonfire, like a ninja or some shit, and almost make it, except my right foot gets caught in the fire a lil bit, after that I had a blister the size of one of them kenndy half dollar coins, which I ended up popping a few days later.

And more recently, like a few weeks ago I was at the Jack in The Box over in frisco by the termanal. I buy my cheap ass jumbo jack and soda, then proceed to sit down, my friend who was with me buys a bunch of shit, sits down, and shows me his recept, I took one look at his recept, then back at mine, it read "change: 1.98" or some shit, but I didn't see the change part, so I run up to the cashier and start yelling at the overweight worker, then I show her ass both the recepts, but as I take a look at them I realized I was looking at the change amount, and not the damn total...
 
Apr 4, 2003
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-TiM C- said:
one time i was at mcdonalds and i damn near got in a fight iwth the cashier cuz i thought he didnt give me my cup but it was in my hand

and today in history the teacher was lke does any1 know the name of hte last battle of the revolutionary war and i said gettysberg..... i was hella stoked too i thought i was right
The dumbest shit I ever done was not put my old boss at mcdonalds out of a job like he deserved. I know there are all sorts of shitty ass bosses but this dude played with peoples lives, he certainly did to me in a way.

See this fuck, had a contract to be a starting manager at this mcdonalds that I worked at for 3 months but he went behind every superior's backs by going up to the employees saying that if they all gave him a good word for him to stay at the joint, then he would make their time worth while working there. He also was a big has toker and liquor drinker so he invited employees (most of which were often under age) to his house to smoke pot and drink with him. The girls, well he pulled R. Kelly moves on and anyone he liked he promoted to manager even though they had shit for skills. Anyone who kisses his ass and buys him a drink at the bar automatically has a raise or some sort of a promotion, anyone who doesn't gets fired or is found a way to be rid of.

Reasons he was mad at me:

1. I took home a girl he tried to pick up at the bar.

Fact:I have known that girl for 2 years before he did and I have been a friend.

2. I was popular with the workers where he wanted to be the center of attention, and the girls' attention.

Fact: He was new to town but the people had known me for years.

3. At the time, I was friends with his so called best friend/co-employee and his attention complex did not like the fact that I was not kissing the boss' ass like he was.

Fact: His friend hung out with me at the time cause I hooked him up with his gf at the time so he had reasons to be my friend even though he is a bitch too!

What he did to me
1. Gave me all the shit jobs to do 24/7 like clean the toilets all 6-8 hours of the shift and clean the grease out of the back all the time.

2. Gave me shit for little things where as other employees which kissed his ass got away with anything. Like for example it is 2 minutes after my shift is over and I wanted to leave but the customer area wasn't finised at that time

3. Made me the laughing stock of work by pulling various power trips in front of me making me look like the bitch!

4. Fired me because of the reason that I was making faces at him behind his back and I was caught on camera (what kind of a reason and a basis is that to fire someone).


I am not going to lie, I feel like getting a magnum and pulling the trigger at this fuck. I have the resources to these weapons as well. I also want to fight the fuck one on one if I ever run into this bastard and he talks shit. I also want to destroy everyone working under him as punishment. I think god is too busy laughing at me since I did pray for his sorry ass to be removed but it still hasn't yet and he is still playing power games.

Reason I did not testify at first was because I did not have enough evidence to back my shit up plus I did not have the funds or access to a lawyer which really made matters more complicated and harder on me. But I should have because he had made some clear violatoin of work ethic rules. Reason he did not get fired was cause people are afraid to talk and the ones that did got nowhere since the higher management did not really care and they were disposed of.

If anyone has suggestions as to who I can talk to in terms of legal advisors, government officials, company people, or whatever please let me know.

This manbitch that I am against is operating a business shady and illegally.
 
Aug 26, 2002
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I was freshmen in high school , science class 1st hr. Of Course I fell asleep for the dumb nature movie.....woke up, drool and all....walked right into the girl's bathroom.......there was two girls putting make up on.............and I just turned around and two of my gals were standing there laughing they ass off
 
Apr 25, 2002
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There was one time at college when I was walking to class, as well as everyone else, and some girl was walking toward me with sunglasses on. Then she waved. I thought she was waving at me, so I waved back just to be friendly because I didn't know who she was. She walks right past me and it turns out she was waving to her friends right behind me. I just played it off. I learned my lesson, though. There were many other times that I almost did the same thing, whether it was someone waving or someone I thought was talking to me but actually on their cell phone. I would just ignore it and if they really were talking or waving to me I would wait until they came up to me so I wouldn't look stupid again.