the Da Vinci Code has been cracked!!

[skoooolin]

in which i dont even know what the hell a skin flute is

 

[Evil Jesus]

so his whole tread was about a skin flute -_-

i swear to skin flute playin christ..

 

[Odracir]

The Davinci Code is a NOVEL which means it doesnt have to be true and i dont remember hearing Dan Brown ever say that EVERY single thing in the book is REAL but in the beggining he did sya the facts about the book

 

[Odracir]

Smithsonian Museum
May 25, 2006
09:25:43 PM


It was discovered today, by scientists working closely together with the National Protection of Modern Mysteries Association, that amongst the ancient scrolls included within the Da Vinci Code gave a new outlook on Jesus Christ and his teachings. The ancient scrolls were rumored to be all unfactual information about happenings dating all the way back to the early ages of religion and the church. Scientists have finally solved a few of the puzzles reguarding the ancient Hebrew ancestry, most significantly, information about Jesus Christ. It was written within one of many scrolls, found and deciphered, that Jesus Christ was a very avid skin flute player and was the envy of many men in his time. It was proclaimed that he quite possibly was the very first to actually play the skin flute. Later information reguarding further discoveries will be followed up by the Smithsonian Museum.

damn first the novel, then the movie, and now this?? i wonder whats really going on... discuss..

what does that have to do with the davinci code.......seriously

 

[Shiro480]

Ahh...another man making money off me

-J.C.

 

[J.COLOMBO]

wtf is a skin flute? is that a gay innuendo?

U SERIOUS?NOT BEING A DICK BUT HOW OLD ARE YOU... FOR REALS...YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

 

[Evil Jesus]

what does that have to do with the davinci code.......seriously

nevermind dude. obviously its to far out of reach for you.

 

[Odracir]

nevermind dude. obviously its to far out of reach for you.

no its not because it has nothing to do with the Da Vinci Code. tell me have you read The Da Vinci Code or did u watch the movie or have you not done either?

 

[Evil Jesus]

ive seen the movie. the da vinci code is all about secrets and alot about jesus. its a joke mane..

 

[Odracir]

ive seen the movie. the da vinci code is all about secrets and alot about jesus. its a joke mane..

i know what you mean. i was just saying it like as a SERIOUS question but i take it back then

 

[Evil Jesus]

haha i knew what you were sayin dude. im just givin you shit.

 

[ASCE]

The Davinci Code is a NOVEL which means it doesnt have to be true and i dont remember hearing Dan Brown ever say that EVERY single thing in the book is REAL but in the beggining he did sya the facts about the book

did you read the quote? Jesus was admired by many men and he played the skin flute.

its a joke, Hes saying jesus sucked dick


jeez, you figured after you see everyone laughing ud realize its a joke.

 

[nonfiCKtion]

i know a female that can play the skin flute very well.

 

[wino]

LMFAO. This shit is pure comedy!

 

[Evil Jesus]

damn.. one of the best posts year to date.

 

[Sr. Chingon]

imma jus say ya'll gotta stop fuckin wit jesus

 

[Odracir]

did you read the quote? Jesus was admired by many men and he played the skin flute.

its a joke, Hes saying jesus sucked dick


jeez, you figured after you see everyone laughing ud realize its a joke.

didnt you see that i said that i got it

 

[Pioneer]

it still amazes me how many people on this earth put their faith in a dead Jewish dude.......

 

[2-0-Sixx]

lmao!! shit I never heard skin flute before either. I was thinking "wtf is skin flute?"

 

[Evil Jesus]

ive read the novel and i just went and saw the movie.. this is all leading me to believe that people who believe in god are all highly uneducated.