the Da Vinci Code has been cracked!!

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Evil Jesus

Its All Evil Jesus!
May 22, 2006
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Smithsonian Museum
May 25, 2006
09:25:43 PM


It was discovered today, by scientists working closely together with the National Protection of Modern Mysteries Association, that amongst the ancient scrolls included within the Da Vinci Code gave a new outlook on Jesus Christ and his teachings. The ancient scrolls were rumored to be all unfactual information about happenings dating all the way back to the early ages of religion and the church. Scientists have finally solved a few of the puzzles reguarding the ancient Hebrew ancestry, most significantly, information about Jesus Christ. It was written within one of many scrolls, found and deciphered, that Jesus Christ was a very avid skin flute player and was the envy of many men in his time. It was proclaimed that he quite possibly was the very first to actually play the skin flute. Later information reguarding further discoveries will be followed up by the Smithsonian Museum.


damn first the novel, then the movie, and now this?? i wonder whats really going on... discuss..
 
Nov 21, 2005
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LOL dammm.
as usual they just making money with Jesus's name.

Last year the Passion of the Chirst
giving him praise.. thsi year Da Davinci Code
trying to bash him...

Both movies making money off HIM! lol

damm they milking it laltly...