The "Classic Siccness Posts" topic

[Toro]

For topics that had classic posts (or series of posts), but didn't quite get the classic topic award. Keep adding.

haha for real Quinn's big ass smile, man I wish he was my dad.

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LAURA BUSH KILLED A GUY OR A GAY?...IM JUST A LIL BI-CURIOUS

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The Jacka is my favorite rapper, PERIOD. and this is on some homo shit. Where is Tear Gas?

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one of yall gonna be on yo second story in yo moms house typin on yo computer about the hus allah and hus gon side kick through the adjacent window and shit on some batman dark knight shit like YAAAAAAH

glass mother fuckin everywhere

niggas gon be at the at the comp like

mollywop yo computer

and u cant tell the sicc u seen the HUSALAH HUSALAH !!!
so you like

you gon drive to the police station to tell on the mob
and see signs

"husalah '08: I REALLY, REALLY, ROCK BRO."

"husalah '08: THIS IS MY SUPERMODEL STYLE"

Ha the pics made that one
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NAW I LOST MY EYE IN A MAINY COCK FIGHT (NO HOMO)

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the world fucked up right now blood i just passed hella gas

i actually smell u on sum o that but im just drunk.

 

[siccness-user]

lmao, i remember that last one.. rofl

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

i remember all those 'cept the second mainevent one about jacka... wtf.. HA.

 

[Nuttkase]

lol @ MainEventClick wanting San Quinn to be his dad and being homo and proud for Jacka.

 

[J.COLOMBO]

THE GAS ONE IS HILARIOUS.HAHAHA

HES STILL A CAPTAIN

 

[FDS]

Anyone where me and Evil Genius go at it is always fun.

 

[yadidimsayin]

j stalin vs ray j

 

[Toro]

if i find your woman attractive i will stair at her

Well we got a new one

 

[Espiohti]

hahahahahahaha

 

[Gas One]

lmao i forgot i made that post...i gotta find some of my other ones..

the funniest shit i say, i dont remember...and someone has to bring back..

lemme find the dj vlad fresh prince one tho

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

THAT OR MAYBE THEY TRANNYS....I'M JUST A LIL BI-CURIOUS, THAT'S ALL

DUDE HAS PROBLEMS LOL

 

[Gas One]

dj vlad got beat up so bad camron jumped on the mic like "DIPSET FALL BACK DIPSET FALL BACK"


DJ VLAD: IM THE BOSS YOU GOTTA SPEAK TO SOMEONE TO SPEAK TO ME (TOUCHES RICK ROSS)

RICK ROSS: (RICK ROSS POINTS AND MUMBLES)

DJ VLAD: LISSEN DOG U CANT EAT WITH ME! I ADVISE YOU DONT REALLY WANAN BEEF WITH ME! PLEASE! OH YOU MAD, CUZ IM STYLIN ON YOU.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)

DJ VLAD: YOU COULD HAVE BETTER GEAR BUT COULDNT STYLE IT ON ME

(AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)

DJ VLAD: AY YO, PLUS THE CAL IS ON ME. SO ACT UP, AND YOU GON HAVE TO

RICK ROSS: (PUTS DJ VLADS FACE IN HIS STOMACH RUDE BWOY I DONE IT, VLAD FLIES 40 FEET AWAY)

AUDIENCE: OHHHHH!!!

Now, this is a story all about how
DJ vlad got flipped turned upside down
and id like to take minute
sit em down in the chair
and tell you how like tony hawk, DJ vlad caught mad air

(buh doo doot doot dooo doo, buh dooo, doot doot doo-nuu nuu nuu, boo doo, doot doot doo doot, buh doo, buh doo, buh doo buh doo, doo doot!)

Dont know where this nigga was born and raised
creating mixtapes controls mostly all of his days
just chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
loungin out with 50 cent all right next to the pool
and this nigga rick ross
he was up to no good
started tellin vlad he was so not hood
vlad in one lil fight the press got scared

we movin vlad from dade county to ft lauderdale
vlad whistled for his goons
and when they came near
rick ross threw one punch they all dissapear

vlad assessed the situation man this shit was rare
tried to flee but snakes in the plane got em in mid air

vlad pulled
himself off the pavement and jumped over a gate
and told rick ross
fat boy, see you later
fuck a mixtape cuz vlad takin it there
he beefin with cops an he dont even care

Found the footage (2 different angles have surfaced!)

coon dog i got no beef wit you

i didnt know it was ya name homie

COON DOGG

asdldaskposadkopasd

 

[second650]

oh thats great! im rollin....

 

[Dana Dane]

I have fuckin tears runnin down my face...how did I miss that Vlad fresh prince thing?

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

gas, you gotta put up your young dro verses...those were straight comedy.

 

[Chree]

What are u trying to do Man.Once and for all I want u to tell me in my face.I'm 25 miles away.What's Up?I want u to tell me im an ediot.

lol

 

[Gas One]

gas, you gotta put up your young dro verses...those were straight comedy.

lol i wouldnt even know how to find them now...i gotta search my posts a little...theres a a gang of weird shit ive said on here..

 

[Gas One]

by request:

im bored, so im gonna make up young dro lines in your thread.

Im in the range same color as obama killa/rims look like dead niggas/window look like sequinned pillas/seat look like sassparilla/peanut butter jelly gun illa/Speakers in the grill face kick like 400 ninjas/kid all my keys silva/transmission silverback gorilla/see me at the trap eatin breakfast lunch dinner nigga

I'm in B. dalton same color as a tangerine/people look like manatees/hands look like wolverines/pick up the magazine same color as some lsd/shiny black skin feel like sticky cotton candy/take a tram to japan same color as lung butter/seats look like undercovers/windows look like scorned lovers/in the giant seat belt same color as the fanta girls/carpet look like bloody nose/armrests barnum bailey bros

im in the elevator same color as a player hater/door look like escalator/buttons look like life saver/go to level 4 same color as a respirator/girl sucked me off same color as darth vader/dick color light saber/you a chronic masturbator/young dro coke the same color two ply toilet paper

im in the thread the same color as a cantelope/new reply look like jackalopes/avatar look like bag of dope/sig look like cherry coke/quote button horses leg thats broke/siccness background same color alberquerque isotopes/Slapped the stupid silly ho/face purple really tho/hot ass hand the same color as tabasco/jump in the acura same color as a stuffy nose/brake look like harry-o/ignition look like pizza dough/light up an optimo same color as some candy rain/sherm stick look like candy cane/crashed the whip, fucked up my brain/now im on the floor same color as crazy bread/arms look like futon bed/legs look like flanders ned

 

[Gas One]

A DUDE FROM UP NORTH TRYING TO TELL ME WHAT SOUTHERN CALI THINK!!! HAHAHA THATS GOOD...SOUNDING LIKE A LIL KID TALKING ABOUT "HE STARTED IT" WHY'D YOU COME AT ME SIDEWAYS HOMIE? CAUSE YOUR DUMB ASS WAS TRYNA GET AN APOLOGY OVER THE NET, CAUSE YOUR STUPID ASS COULDNT EVEN READ POST'S IN A THREAD...SOME GENIUS YOU ARE STUPID FUCK...BE A MAN AND ADMIT IT...THERE AINT NO SHAME IN ADMITTING WHEN YOUR WRONG...BUT IM A BREAK IT DOWN OC IS STRAIGHT LATINO DOMINATED...THEY DEEP AND GOT SHIT ON LOCK IN THE COUNTY JAIL AND THE STREETS...ONLY EAST L.A. GOT MORE CONCENTRATION OF MEXICANS NEXT TO SANTA ANA ,IN THE WHOLE NATION...THAT MEANS MORE THAN WHERE YOU FROM SQUARE...NO DISRESPECT TO MY BLACK AND SAMOAN HOMIES BUT THEY'LL TELL YOU THEMSELVES THATS HOW IT GOES DOWN...SO GET YOUR SHIT RIGHT BITCH...FOOLS THAT KNOW THE STREETS OF ORANGE COUNTY WILL TELL YA IT AINT ALL THEME PARKS AND BEACHES.

*PUTS HOOD 2 HOOD MICROPHONE IN FRONT OF YOU*

SO WHATS THE GRIMIEST SHIT YOU DONE SEEN OUT THERE MAINE?

^^^^^lmao ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

LOL

YOU CAN BRING ME THAT MIC HOMIE AND I'LL SPIT THAT SHIT FOR YOU IN PERSON...BUT YOU MIGHT END UP WITH SOME FOOTAGE YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE TOO MUCH...OR RESEMBLES SOMETHING MORE LIKE FELONY FIGHTS.

not really....i lived in Tucson Az and they didnt like LA mafuccaz coming over there and trying to influence their ways upon them......especially surenos....they don't like that shit in South Tucson.....it might contribute to the violence and crime rates when some cat from LA gets murked off for thinking he tight in Tucson but thats about it......they have their own ways and are grimey without influence from LA.....its like lil mexico basically.....

:SHOVES MIC IN YOUR NOSE:

SO WHATS THE GRIMIEST SHIT YOU DONE SEEN OUT THERE MY NIGGA?

shit is crazy out here.....are gangs is growin massive and they think they can actually stop it i douibt that

:HOOD TO HOOD DVD MICROPHONE ON YOUR LIP:

WOULD YOU SAY YALL GETTIN MONEY OUT THERE,MY NIGGA?

^^^ lol...what the fuck?

LOL I SHOULD GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW AND START TAKIN PICTURES OF THE CITY... ILL GO OUT ON HOLT... WHERE ALL U SEE IS PAISAS AND JURAS... AND STREET HOOKERS... OR ILL STOP BY SAMMYS MARKET AND TAKE PICTURES OF ALL THE BUMS... BUT YEAH... THERE R NICE PARTS OF ONTARIO... AS THERE IS IN EVERY CITY IN AMERICA

*SHOVES HOOD 2 HOOD DVD MICROPHONE IN YOUR FACE*

SO WHATS THE GRIMIEST THINGS YOU SEEN OUT THERE MY NIGGA?

ZZDSFDGS

 

[Toro]

:HOOD TO HOOD DVD MICROPHONE ON YOUR LIP:

WOULD YOU SAY YALL GETTIN MONEY OUT THERE,MY NIGGA?

HAHAHAHA, who's alt was that? Come on someone gotta admit it.