the chuck norris thread
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lol at people coming in this thread just to say they dont like it, good use of time, and for the dumb fuck that thought i typed all that, you are fucking retarded, PERIOD. lol. see, there are websites, found on google.com. that already have these jokes typed, and you highlight the jokes, hold ctrl (bottom left of keyboard) while pressing "c"(which stands for copy). then go in the comment box, and hold ctrl (see above) while pressing "p" (which stands for paste). if this is not typed well enough for you to comprehend with your lack of mental ability, pm me, and ill write you a tutorial you jackass
Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos cartoon and comic book are tha bomb!!!You can download the comic books right here...
http://rapidshare.com/files/24862545/Chuck_Norris.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/24862545/Chuck_Norris.rar
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a gift, Santa was real.
Chuck Norris can check his myspace with just a pencil and a piece of paper.
Chuck Norris was born as an adult.
Chuck Norris can speak brail.
Chuck Norris home-schooled himself.
Chuck Norris can polevault without a pole.
Chuck Norris wipes with carboard.
chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris Isn't funny, stop laughing.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a gift, Santa was real.
Chuck Norris can check his myspace with just a pencil and a piece of paper.
Chuck Norris was born as an adult.
Chuck Norris can speak brail.
Chuck Norris home-schooled himself.
Chuck Norris can polevault without a pole.
Chuck Norris wipes with carboard.
chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris Isn't funny, stop laughing.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
I still think theyre funny
lol
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
lol
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"