THE 91SICC PARTY!!!

[TOMMYJAMES]

*wile c dubb is performing TJ get another call*


TJ..."hello"


unknown voice..."hello is this TJ?"


TJ ...."why who wants to know?"


unknown voice..."this is the fbi and we heard you have some valuable info on hot one records
would you like to give up that info to us?"


TJ.."WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT!?"


unknown voice..."a artist know as big mann said you would help us bring them down."


TJ..."well you tell big mann to go suck balls cause i dont know shit!!!"


unknown voice..."well we have a informant at the party watching you as we speak"


TJ...i dont know who you talkin about but..."


*turns around and bumps into mr doc*


mr doc..."just do it TJ you can be buff just like me!!! go ahead and tell everything you know.they will give you a free membership to the same weight lifting club i go to!!!


TJ..."hold up fbi guy let me call you back"


*hangs up the phone*


TJ...."A YO CRAZE...BIG CRAZE!!!"

big craze knight..."whats up TJ"

TJ..."GET RID OF THIS SNITCH MR DOC A.S.A.P THIS FOOL BEEN SPYING ON YOU AND ME!"


*big craze knight grabs mr doc and hangs him over the balcony upside down*

"OK YALL,WE WILL HAVE NO SNITCHES IN THE BUILDING SO IF YOUR A SNITCH YOU WILL BE DEALT WIT!!!"

 

[Kix209]

DAMN YOU GOT ME DYING HAHAHA ^^^^

 

[Mike Manson]

lmao

 

[TOMMYJAMES]

*walk through crowd and spots a good lookin female*


TJ..."hey baby girl whats your name?"


"bana bane"


TJ..."BANA BANE!?"


dana dane..."DANA...ITS DANA DANE!!!


TJ...."oh,my bad baby girl,im kina tipsy right so excuse me.where you from sac?"


dana dane..."im from the bay area"


*hogg jumps out of nowhere and yells "FUCK THE BAY!!!"*


*hogg mad doggs dana like she his worst enemy*


TJ.."excuse him,he got issues with with bay right now he get over it though"


dana dane..."o.k,i just came to party and have a good time and get into with people"


TJ..."dont trip,you want something to drink?"


*chats with dana about prison poetry*

 

[Bigg Craze]

*walk through crowd and spots a good lookin female*


TJ..."hey baby girl whats your name?"


"bana bane"


TJ..."BANA BANE!?"


dana dane..."DANA...ITS DANA DANE!!!


TJ...."oh,my bad baby girl,im kina tipsy right so excuse me.where you from sac?"


dana dane..."im from the bay area"


*hogg jumps out of nowhere and yells "FUCK THE BAY!!!"*


*hogg mad doggs dana like she his worst enemy*


TJ.."excuse him,he got issues with with bay right now he get over it though"


dana dane..."o.k,i just came to party and have a good time and get into with people"


TJ..."dont trip,you want something to drink?"


*chats with dana about prison poetry*

oh shit... tj you gotta stop. take it easy. i'm supposed to be mad at niggas and i'm fuccin laughin my ass off.

 

[TOMMYJAMES]

*tells dana dane to hold up cause i gotta announce the next group*


"O.K EVERYBODY YALL READY FOR THE NEXT ACT!!!?"

*crowd yells HELLLL YEA!!!*


"O.K NEXT UP WE GOT A ARTIST FROM......"

*takes long pause*


*looks at Kix209 and ask him where is this guy from*


*Kix209 shrugs his shoulders*


Kix209..."i think he from sac,or is it stockton,i dont know"


TJ..."FUCK IT,WELL COMIN TO THE STAGE IS A ARTIST FROM STOCKONMENTO!!!EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR C-CIM AND THE
WALMART GARDEN CRIP GANG!!!!"


*crowd looks confused only two people start clapping*


*c lim comes out wearin a walmart vest and gardening gloves*


C LIM..."IS YALL READY CUZZ!!!?"


*a blood in the crowd yells TAKE YO BITCH ASS BACK TO WALMART NIGGA!*


c lim..."a dj play the beat cuzz!!!"


*c lim starts rappin*


"WE LOWER PRICES EVERYDAY CUZZ!
CATCH A NIGGA SLIPPIN LIKE I JUST MOPPED THE FLOOR CUZZ!
FUCK THE BUFFER IM TUFFER THE GARDEN GANG GOT MY BACK
YOU WANT FUNK ILL BE BY THE SHELF WITH THE TAMPAX!!!*


*crowds just stares in confusion and disbelief*

 

[Bigg Craze]

*tells dana dane to hold up cause i gotta announce the next group*


"O.K EVERYBODY YALL READY FOR THE NEXT ACT!!!?"

*crowd yells HELLLL YEA!!!*


"O.K NEXT UP WE GOT A ARTIST FROM......"

*takes long pause*


*looks at Kix209 and ask him where is this guy from*


*Kix209 shrugs his shoulders*


Kix209..."i think he from sac,or is it stockton,i dont know"


TJ..."FUCK IT,WELL COMIN TO THE STAGE IS A ARTIST FROM STOCKONMENTO!!!EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR C-CIM AND THE
WALMART GARDEN CRIP GANG!!!!"


*crowd looks confused only two people start clapping*


*c lim comes out wearin a walmart vest and gardening gloves*


C LIM..."IS YALL READY CUZZ!!!?"


*a blood in the crowd yells TAKE YO BITCH ASS BACK TO WALMART NIGGA!*


c lim..."a dj play the beat cuzz!!!"


*c lim starts rappin*


"WE LOWER PRICES EVERYDAY CUZZ!
CATCH A NIGGA SLIPPIN LIKE I JUST MOPPED THE FLOOR CUZZ!
FUCK THE BUFFER IM TUFFER THE GARDEN GANG GOT MY BACK
YOU WANT FUNK ILL BE BY THE SHELF WITH THE TAMPAX!!!*


*crowds just stares in confusion and disbelief*

man you should write scripts for mad tv!!!

 

[BETO916]

"WE LOWER PRICES EVERYDAY CUZZ!
CATCH A NIGGA SLIPPIN LIKE I JUST MOPPED THE FLOOR CUZZ!
FUCK THE BUFFER IM TUFFER THE GARDEN GANG GOT MY BACK
YOU WANT FUNK ILL BE BY THE SHELF WITH THE TAMPAX!!!"

straight gangsterisms

 

[TOMMYJAMES]

*after 10 minutes of c lim cuzzin the crowd to death and mumbling raps he finally gets off the stage*


"DID YALL ENJOY THAT!!!!"


*crowd still in shock and has no words to describe what the fuck they just seen and heard*


*two people in the crowd claps*


TJ..."O.K YALL WE ARE GOING TO LET THE DJ GET BUSY FOR A WILE SO EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR DJ MARK 7!!!!"

*crowd still in shock and disbelief from c lim performance*


*DJ MARK 7 SCRATHES IN C-BOS MONEY BY THE TON SONG*


*the crowd quickly wakes up out the shock and starts dancing*





*gets another phone call*




TJ.."hello"


"whats up man"


TJ..."who is this?"


"this is kevin..you know brotha lynch"


TJ..."what you want now bra?"


lynch..."could you tell zagg to come outside right now so i could talk to her?"


TJ..."i thought you was out of town,how did you make it back so quick?"


lynch..."uh...uh...could you tell her to just come outside?"


TJ..."alright man ill do that"


TJ..."AY BIG CRAZE,LYNCH WANTS TO TALK TO ZAGG,HE OUTSIDE WAITING ON HER SO GO GET HER"


big craze knight..."OH LYNCH IS OUTSIDE!"


TJ..."yea,he wanna holla at zagg"


*gets back on the phone*



TJ..."hello"



*hears tires screech over the phone*


lynch..."MAN WHY DID YOU CRAZE KNIGHT I WAS OUTSIDE!!?"


TJ..he knew where zagg was i though he would go find her for you!!!"



*lynch hangs up the phone*


"TJ ..oh well,back to the party"

 

[Bigg Craze]

*after 10 minutes of c lim cuzzin the crowd to death and mumbling raps he finally gets off the stage*


"DID YALL ENJOY THAT!!!!"


*crowd still in shock and has no words to describe what the fuck they just seen and heard*


*two people in the crowd claps*


TJ..."O.K YALL WE ARE GOING TO LET THE DJ GET BUSY FOR A WILE SO EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR DJ MARK 7!!!!"

*crowd still in shock and disbelief from c lim performance*


*DJ MARK 7 SCRATHES IN C-BOS MONEY BY THE TON SONG*


*the crowd quickly wakes up out the shock and starts dancing*





*gets another phone call*




TJ.."hello"


"whats up man"


TJ..."who is this?"


"this is kevin..you know brotha lynch"


TJ..."what you want now bra?"


lynch..."could you tell zagg to come outside right now so i could talk to her?"


TJ..."i thought you was out of town,how did you make it back so quick?"


lynch..."uh...uh...could you tell her to just come outside?"


TJ..."alright man ill do that"


TJ..."AY BIG CRAZE,LYNCH WANTS TO TALK TO ZAGG,HE OUTSIDE WAITING ON HER SO GO GET HER"


big craze knight..."OH LYNCH IS OUTSIDE!"


TJ..."yea,he wanna holla at zagg"


*gets back on the phone*



TJ..."hello"



*hears tires screech over the phone*


lynch..."MAN WHY DID YOU CRAZE KNIGHT I WAS OUTSIDE!!?"


TJ..he knew where zagg was i though he would go find her for you!!!"



*lynch hangs up the phone*


"TJ ..oh well,back to the party"

another classic

 

[Kix209]

hahahahaha comedy i could see that as a network series on hbo

 

[TOMMYJAMES]

*walks up to beto*


TJ..."what up beto,you ready to get down on stage!"


beto...naw man,i gotta watch the dance board cause these fool is gettin out of hand"


*beto takes off his shirt and have a security shirt under the shirt he took off*


TJ..."o shit,beto,you a security guard too!?"


beto..."remember you call for security to keep the peace!?"


TJ..."yea"


beto..."thats the company i work for its called THE SICCNESS SECURITY STAFF"


TJ..."oh o.k,then do ya thang man but if you change your mind and want to
perform let me know"


beto..."alright man,but i gotta watch the dance board and keep these fools in they place"


*beto rushes two people arguing and tell them "to take that shit to their own topic"*

 

[BETO916]

hahahahahahaFUCKYOUhahahahahaha

I feel like Robin Harris in a stadium full of BeBe's Kids up in this piece.

muthafuckas are vicious when they smell blood....LMAO

hey, who knew gangsta rappers have such a great sense of humor....you heard it here first on the SICCNESS.

 

[The Evil Genius]

*tells dana dane to hold up cause i gotta announce the next group*


"O.K EVERYBODY YALL READY FOR THE NEXT ACT!!!?"

*crowd yells HELLLL YEA!!!*


"O.K NEXT UP WE GOT A ARTIST FROM......"

*takes long pause*


*looks at Kix209 and ask him where is this guy from*


*Kix209 shrugs his shoulders*


Kix209..."i think he from sac,or is it stockton,i dont know"


TJ..."FUCK IT,WELL COMIN TO THE STAGE IS A ARTIST FROM STOCKONMENTO!!!EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR C-CIM AND THE
WALMART GARDEN CRIP GANG!!!!"


*crowd looks confused only two people start clapping*


*c lim comes out wearin a walmart vest and gardening gloves*


C LIM..."IS YALL READY CUZZ!!!?"


*a blood in the crowd yells TAKE YO BITCH ASS BACK TO WALMART NIGGA!*


c lim..."a dj play the beat cuzz!!!"


*c lim starts rappin*


"WE LOWER PRICES EVERYDAY CUZZ!
CATCH A NIGGA SLIPPIN LIKE I JUST MOPPED THE FLOOR CUZZ!
FUCK THE BUFFER IM TUFFER THE GARDEN GANG GOT MY BACK
YOU WANT FUNK ILL BE BY THE SHELF WITH THE TAMPAX!!!*


*crowds just stares in confusion and disbelief*

I'm @ work & can't even concentrate on my work. I'm laugin 2 hard.

 

[MeadowViewCuz]

I'm @ work & can't even concentrate on my work. I'm laugin 2 hard.

as long as u aint no paramedic or some shit, u good

 

[Dana Dane]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!


You have officially lost it.

 

[Darkshowdown]

throw ya mouse pad in the aaaaair!!!
and wave it like you just dont caaaaareeeee!!!

LMAO

This a legendary thread

 

[TOMMYJAMES]

*walking to the stage to announce the next act*



*gets rushed by green eyes*




green eyes..."a man.can you get away these stack of blocc st lye flyers and these used car dealership cards for me?"


TJ..."yes man,you cool folks ill do that for you."


green eyes..."i appreciated man i knew i could count on you TJ!"



*green eyes hand me the flyers and cards and walk away*



*TJ goes straight to the trash can and throw them away*





*gets another phone call*


TJ..."hello"


"whats up TJ dis critic408"


TJ..."WHO!?"


"CRITIC408!i was wondering if you wanted to network with me becau...."


*hangs up phone on critic408*


TJ..."i wonder who gave that fool my number"





*runs to the stage to give DJ MARK 7 a rest form scratching and mixing*


"O.K PARTY PEOPLE,ITS TIME FOR THE NEXT ACT!IS YALL READY!!!?"


*crowd goes wild HELL YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!*


"O.K YALL,REPPIN S.A.C YALL GIVE IT UP FOR TALL T!!!"

 

[Dana Dane]

oh shit...Tall T is performing?

I hope you didn't hire Sunsplash Security. Its funk on site with them.

 

[VERSACERO]

HA HA this shit got me hella weak