The 500 pound cranking of soulja boy.
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dudes prolly still banging his sister. with children that look like Krondon from Strong Arm Steady.
man we had to tell his parents. his dad was a drunk and had a trigger finger with beating carls ass. we KNEW he was gonna get wailed on.
and we were gonna be able to sit outside and hear the sound effects.
you know who should have been on catch a predator?
that 20 year old girl who was letting us 13 year olds smoke weed at her house...
cuz that was.....iono........
man we had to tell his parents. his dad was a drunk and had a trigger finger with beating carls ass. we KNEW he was gonna get wailed on.
and we were gonna be able to sit outside and hear the sound effects.
you know who should have been on catch a predator?
that 20 year old girl who was letting us 13 year olds smoke weed at her house...
cuz that was.....iono........
I remember this bitch who was like a human dick target for me and my boys who we used to harass the fuck out of.
Bitch was on some ridiculous hoe shit. You didnt even have to game her up, you could just give her that look, grab her booty, and it was on and crackin. I dont think anyone admitted it but I know we all made out with the bitch. We all fucked her too, but no one admitted to kissing her. But this was back when we was 12, 13 so whatever.
Like, if you had never fucked or seen female genitalia before, you could invite this bitch to the cuts talkin bout lets smoke a bowl and it was basically a sure thing. Anyways, one day the bitch stopped suckin dick.
I dunno if she decided she didnt like it or what but she just up and quit one day. Still fuckin, but no head. Youd do that little gentle head push and she would be like nuh uh. So we was all cuttin class at dude house watching Showgirls and talkin about it...and we made an American Pie type vow to get our dicks sucked by this bitch.
People tried everything. My boy took the bitch campin in a tent. I had her off 3 doses and drunk as fuck. My other homeboy pretended to be her "boyfriend". Nothing was working. So finally my homeboy decided to bust her out.
We was all in the woods behind my old high school - fatty cut mob like 30 people, and we were drinkin, gettin high, whatever, and ol boy takes her up the hill a ways. Anyways we all just laugh cause we like oh he fuckin Lisa.
About 5 minutes later we hear him yellin "Come on! Suck my dick! Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn!" at the top of his lungs, and he said it like a little brother asking to come out and play with you. The whole group just started dying laughing.
Another time my homeboy was fuckin her and singin the Raiders of the Lost Ark theme at the top of his lungs. "Dun dun dun dun dun" Good times. She was wit it too for awhile until she realized she was getting clowned. Dumb bitch. She got pregnant and moved to Sac at like 14. Owned.
Bitch was on some ridiculous hoe shit. You didnt even have to game her up, you could just give her that look, grab her booty, and it was on and crackin. I dont think anyone admitted it but I know we all made out with the bitch. We all fucked her too, but no one admitted to kissing her. But this was back when we was 12, 13 so whatever.
Like, if you had never fucked or seen female genitalia before, you could invite this bitch to the cuts talkin bout lets smoke a bowl and it was basically a sure thing. Anyways, one day the bitch stopped suckin dick.
I dunno if she decided she didnt like it or what but she just up and quit one day. Still fuckin, but no head. Youd do that little gentle head push and she would be like nuh uh. So we was all cuttin class at dude house watching Showgirls and talkin about it...and we made an American Pie type vow to get our dicks sucked by this bitch.
People tried everything. My boy took the bitch campin in a tent. I had her off 3 doses and drunk as fuck. My other homeboy pretended to be her "boyfriend". Nothing was working. So finally my homeboy decided to bust her out.
We was all in the woods behind my old high school - fatty cut mob like 30 people, and we were drinkin, gettin high, whatever, and ol boy takes her up the hill a ways. Anyways we all just laugh cause we like oh he fuckin Lisa.
About 5 minutes later we hear him yellin "Come on! Suck my dick! Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn!" at the top of his lungs, and he said it like a little brother asking to come out and play with you. The whole group just started dying laughing.
Another time my homeboy was fuckin her and singin the Raiders of the Lost Ark theme at the top of his lungs. "Dun dun dun dun dun" Good times. She was wit it too for awhile until she realized she was getting clowned. Dumb bitch. She got pregnant and moved to Sac at like 14. Owned.
im not even gonna tell the story on how i lost my virginity in jr high (which was late actually, by then i had turned down running trains and shit)
all ill say
is she was pushing a triple baby stroller when i saw her 2 years later
and she was puerto rican, if that helps.
im sure she has about 17 by now
all ill say
is she was pushing a triple baby stroller when i saw her 2 years later
and she was puerto rican, if that helps.
im sure she has about 17 by now
i always see fat people with them..
last time i was in sf i was gonna take a picture of this black girl with the jacket but they saw me raising my camera and gave me the "mad black woman face" so i changed my mind
stalka....if hoes didnt have people who wanted them for bieng hoes, there would be no hoes..
i do agree tho, never been into the sharing thing
last time i was in sf i was gonna take a picture of this black girl with the jacket but they saw me raising my camera and gave me the "mad black woman face" so i changed my mind
stalka....if hoes didnt have people who wanted them for bieng hoes, there would be no hoes..
i do agree tho, never been into the sharing thing
