The 500 pound cranking of soulja boy.
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i WISH i could get that fat
thats the biggest statement of "i dont give a fuck" a man can make
i would wear thse leather jackets with the snickers and m&M logos too
and a shirt with the cookie monster on it
id be the type of fat person that would be at the store at cingular and pull a chicken wing from my pocket
thats the biggest statement of "i dont give a fuck" a man can make
i would wear thse leather jackets with the snickers and m&M logos too
and a shirt with the cookie monster on it
id be the type of fat person that would be at the store at cingular and pull a chicken wing from my pocket
LOL how you gonna carry around ranch dressing...now thats just wrong...you ever go to the grocery and see a fat person with all types of chips and cookies and buffalo wings and you look at them and look at the food list and look at thm...and they LOOK DOWN IN SHAME...AHHHHAHAHAHAH classic fat person moment.
disgusting yet hilarious story...this story might be better than the video...
one day we peeked in this kid "carl"s bedroom window to see if he was awake before we knocked on his door to see if he could come out and kick it...well dude had a really fat sister right?
you know what we saw when we looked in that window?
carl getting his dick sucked by his sister. with a tub of butter, and a box of C&H sugar on the side of the bed. no shitting you. we screamed, and then told his dad when he got home JUST SO we could hear him get beat all the way from outside.
carl was a buster.i clotheslined him one day and spit foamed from his lips like salt on a snail.
from that day on, i learned that hurting people, has its comedic benefits.
disgusting yet hilarious story...this story might be better than the video...
one day we peeked in this kid "carl"s bedroom window to see if he was awake before we knocked on his door to see if he could come out and kick it...well dude had a really fat sister right?
you know what we saw when we looked in that window?
carl getting his dick sucked by his sister. with a tub of butter, and a box of C&H sugar on the side of the bed. no shitting you. we screamed, and then told his dad when he got home JUST SO we could hear him get beat all the way from outside.
carl was a buster.i clotheslined him one day and spit foamed from his lips like salt on a snail.
from that day on, i learned that hurting people, has its comedic benefits.
to be real i dont know exactly what i was more appauled by, the sugar and butter or the fact he was getting topped off by his blood sister.
and honestly, if i ever fuck a fat girl....
(light goes off in head)
that might have been the best dome ever and i never even knew
we coulda all got our robots rocked and socked
and rofl @ the fact that sugar would obviously stick to butter..that bitch was genius
and honestly, if i ever fuck a fat girl....
(light goes off in head)
that might have been the best dome ever and i never even knew
we coulda all got our robots rocked and socked
and rofl @ the fact that sugar would obviously stick to butter..that bitch was genius
when fat girls sweat, it smells like corned beef.
and they dont do any work. they just lay there in a puddle of their own fat.
and then bend over and let it drapey-drape.
dont it kinda seem like fat girls bending over is defying gravity?
thats why fat girls get no love from me.
i mean, she was disturbingly fat. and carl was deathly skinny. on some "i eat your food too" shit.
i guess i just figured it had to be her idea. maybe he lured her in with that.
you right.
nah but that said i hate skinny girls...thick is the way to go..but fat, ehhh...
and they dont do any work. they just lay there in a puddle of their own fat.
and then bend over and let it drapey-drape.
dont it kinda seem like fat girls bending over is defying gravity?
thats why fat girls get no love from me.
i mean, she was disturbingly fat. and carl was deathly skinny. on some "i eat your food too" shit.
i guess i just figured it had to be her idea. maybe he lured her in with that.
you right.
nah but that said i hate skinny girls...thick is the way to go..but fat, ehhh...
i think about that story all the time and im still to this day a little amazed.
I shot a cap gun in carls ear one day and he fell off the wall like humpty dumpty..LMAO
talkin about.. "MY HEED!!!! MY HEED!!!"
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA reliving my childhood moments at the moment is so funny.
we were bad ass kids...growing up in a apartment complex brings that out of you..
I shot a cap gun in carls ear one day and he fell off the wall like humpty dumpty..LMAO
talkin about.. "MY HEED!!!! MY HEED!!!"
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA reliving my childhood moments at the moment is so funny.
we were bad ass kids...growing up in a apartment complex brings that out of you..
Damn that reminds me of a kid we use to fuck with when we was small. A little nerdy white kid named Dale, we use to do the most fucked up shit for our own entertainment. I remember my boy told that fool not to fall asleep one night, and he did, and he shot him in the leg with a blowgun dart and that shit went all the way in. Its about this long- <-------------------------
and dude had to get a tetna shot, when he pulled it out there was hella yellow shit and blood on it. We made that fool hump a pole at blockbuster in front of hella people, he was just out there dry humpin the shit outta of a pole....I member we had him come over to my boys house to get somethin he forgot...then we hid in the alley with two co2 bb guns, and when he came down we fuckin dumped on him!!! He took off like a fuckin track star....
and dude had to get a tetna shot, when he pulled it out there was hella yellow shit and blood on it. We made that fool hump a pole at blockbuster in front of hella people, he was just out there dry humpin the shit outta of a pole....I member we had him come over to my boys house to get somethin he forgot...then we hid in the alley with two co2 bb guns, and when he came down we fuckin dumped on him!!! He took off like a fuckin track star....