That nigga London be writing big ass paragraphs

[Dirt E. Needlez]

cheerio mate, Geeza, donald duck This & That london and 'is long butte paragraph fill wif nonsense that nobody 'eaven and 'ell gives a tom Brad Pitt abaht...put daahhhn your keyboard China Plate, you're garn ter break the bloody dancin' fleas. in london, 're aw the bleedin' saucepan lids loike ya such blatant 'omosexuals wif too much nickle and dime on their German Bands?

Does dirt e. needlez 'ave ter Watford Gap a bizzich? i House To Let ya london got an Jimmy Hill butte british free layer grill,wif Hampstead Heaf jaws

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

If this dudes 31 I'm actually fat tone back from da grave....what 31 year old sell chilli sauce for there mom??? Lol

he wont understand you

If this dudes 31 one is actually fat tone beck mwah mwah sweetie dah grave....what 31 yeaaar old flog chilli sauce for there Mum??? lol

If this dudes 31 i'm actually Jack Sprat tone Hammer and Tack from da grave....what 31 year old sell chilli rockin' 'orse for there mom??? lol

 

[fatman]

You mudda fockers!

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

Mayne that london dude gonna come in here and break shit down in like 6 or 7 paragraphs talkin bout "I'm just online to sell my moms chilli suace and expose pedofiles on my website,salute,crips,bloods,tea and scones,I'm real,yes sur,you get me??? Human being females" at first I was like ahhh shit dude must be drunk or sum shit but after the 10th post I read of his I was like ahhh shit dudes in a wheel chair talkin and typin like steven hawkins and shit..

here...i'll translate for London

Mayne 'a' london village dude gonneur cum i' 'eear 'n breyt rubbish daahn i' li' 6 or 7 paragraphs talkin bart "i'm just online ta sell uz moms chilli suace 'n expose pedofiles on uz websi',salute,crips,bloods,teeur 'n scones,i'm real,yes sur,you gerr uz??? 'uman bein females" a' fust ah wor li' ahhh rubbish dude mun be drunk or sum rubbish bur afta t' 10th post ah read o' 'is ah wor li' ahhh rubbish dudes i' eur wheel chair talkin 'n typin li' steven 'awkins 'n rubbish..

 

[Dana Dane]

What website gave you that hilarious English-To-Wanksta translation?

 

[2-0-Sixx]

LONDON dun gone bloody barmy, most of the time its just a bunch of rubbish. For fortnight it tas been, reading these posts makes me feel like I've been kicked in the goolies. But really he's just tryin to make some quid sellin chillie sauce. He's a bit skew-whiff and possibly sloshed half the time

 

[Chree]

LOL

 

[Chree]

what's happenin LONDON, which part of the city you from

i'ma be down west london sides today in southall

i'm based in kilburn in north weezy, but i've lived all over london, north weezy, west, south, north, you get me fam, but mostly west & north west

my parents actually live not that far from southall, they live in some next endz next to it, called greenford, thats were i'm typing from now, because thats where my mum's bizness is based, but i'm about to be outti from here, i'm going to see my probation officer, but don't get it twisted blood, i'm not a gangsta or anything like that, i'm not even going to talk on it, its minor, its embarrassing, then i'm back to my yard in kilburn

Hands i think the only way to shut him up and get him to say where he from is to feed him sum sand so he can stfu

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

i like the two Redcoats we have here contributing to the sicc..

id gladly trade one of these midwest or northwest fags for a Redcoat.
at least they sound cool

 

[iaoish]

fuckin europeans

Well.... at least females are allowed top less on our beaches breh!

 

[Chree]

but yall got fucked up teeth, so yeha

 

[iaoish]

No, that's just the Brits.

 

[iaoish]

so yeha

 

[Chree]

well fuck u anyways lol

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Europeialand has some fine women.

 

[iaoish]

I know there are some fine ass Americanese women too.

 

[fillyacup]

there a couple

 

[Dhadnot]

I rather have this kinda redcoat

than the average sicc user:

 

[fillyacup]

i like these red coats

 

[Dhadnot]

interesting, I like the bitches... but to each their own.