Shoe collectors are gay. By collectors I mean these idiots that spend hundreds of dollars on shoes that they will either never wear, or only wear once.
I have 2 pairs of Adidas Superstars, one black, one white, a pair of Stacy Adams dress shoes, and a pair of Lugz for the winter when it snows. The most I have paid for shoes since I was in middle school was the like $75 I spent on the Stormtrooper Superstars I got last year.