Talk with total strangers online.

[Tha Whiteness]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: i hope your not trying to set things off with a chick on an anonymous chat room
You: lets make this painless as possible
You: have you accepted human ass dog as your lord and savior
Stranger: I'm not trying to date anyone, I just want to talk to people
You: meee neither
You: what are you getting for xmas?
Stranger: clothes, wet stone, guitar strings, that stuff
You: ballin
You: i'm not getting anything
Stranger: that's too bad
You: meh... you get used to it
You: i do think i got genital warts as an early gift.... if that counts
Stranger: ow
You: human ass dog will forgive you if you accept him into your life
You: he makes the herpes go away and everything
Stranger: ah
Stranger: well, I don't believe in god
You: well, he's a dog
You: with human ass qualities
Stranger: an idol then, same as a god
You: gods don't get hyphy, thizz dance, or smoke weed with bears
You: he just makes things better
Stranger: they do if that's what you think they do
You: unlike religions, i have proof
You: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...viewPicture&friendID=436928463&albumId=554293
You: behold the HAD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Tha Whiteness]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i think youre the same person i just talked to
Stranger: why??
You: your name
You: stranger
You: i just talked to you
Stranger: DD
Stranger: ur funny
You: sup bruh-goon
You: you know whats funny? not accepting Human Ass Dog as your lord and savior
You: now that's comedy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Ez-Roo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello I am Serio
Stranger: serio?
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Washifas
Stranger: where is that?
You: Umm ju Know Seattle Washifas?
Stranger: no...
You: and Jyakima
You: nothwest Usa where r u from?
Stranger: but tht is in USA?
Stranger: ohh...
Stranger: i'm brazilian
You: Oh cool ese I have a show there in february
Stranger: show
Stranger: who are u?
Stranger: ehhehe
Stranger: you play in a band?
You: I Rap
Stranger: ohh, that's great...
Stranger: and where will you show here?
You: Im opening for Comando Vermelho In Rio the 18th
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
Stranger: have ever been here before:?
Stranger: have u ever been here before:?
You: No never been but i hear the woman are beeeaauuttifull and all the guy's know Ju jitsu.this is weird to me cuz i do not speak portuguese but they are buying my music there?
Stranger: huaehuee. yeah, the women are REALLY beatiful, but i've never heard about you...
Stranger: sorry...
You: this is my website http://www.myspace.com/seriocr
You: my 4th biggest market was in Rio I sold 4 units
Stranger: you sold FOUR cd's in rio?
You: yes I know it's crazy huu holmes!
You: I can be your favorite ese too
Stranger: yeahh, that's very crazy...
Stranger: heauieahea
You: I sold 5 units in japan and 7 in germany so im international...american idol you know... you wanna come to my concert ay?
Stranger: thats good...
Stranger: your music is fine...but is not my kind of music...
You: you like da reggei ton hu, you like to dance with those thick Beezy's huu! you gotta share ese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Gofer]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello I am Serio
Stranger: serio?
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Washifas
Stranger: where is that?
You: Umm ju Know Seattle Washifas?
Stranger: no...
You: and Jyakima
You: nothwest Usa where r u from?
Stranger: but tht is in USA?
Stranger: ohh...
Stranger: i'm brazilian
You: Oh cool ese I have a show there in february
Stranger: show
Stranger: who are u?
Stranger: ehhehe
Stranger: you play in a band?
You: I Rap
Stranger: ohh, that's great...
Stranger: and where will you show here?
You: Im opening for Comando Vermelho In Rio the 18th
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
Stranger: have ever been here before:?
Stranger: have u ever been here before:?
You: No never been but i hear the woman are beeeaauuttifull and all the guy's know Ju jitsu.this is weird to me cuz i do not speak portuguese but they are buying my music there?
Stranger: huaehuee. yeah, the women are REALLY beatiful, but i've never heard about you...
Stranger: sorry...
You: this is my website http://www.myspace.com/seriocr
You: my 4th biggest market was in Rio I sold 4 units
Stranger: you sold FOUR cd's in rio?
You: yes I know it's crazy huu holmes!
You: I can be your favorite ese too
Stranger: yeahh, that's very crazy...
Stranger: heauieahea
You: I sold 5 units in japan and 7 in germany so im international...american idol you know... you wanna come to my concert ay?
Stranger: thats good...
Stranger: your music is fine...but is not my kind of music...
You: you like da reggei ton hu, you like to dance with those thick Beezy's huu! you gotta share ese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You deserve an award

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Stranger: Hi
You: e/s bounty hunters watts that's my click
You: nickerson gardens, nigga you know the bricks
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: Please don't ask for asl.
You: su woooooooooop
You: i won't/
You: i promise.
Stranger: You from 4chan?
You: no. i'm from watts
Stranger: /b/tard?
You: east side watts
Stranger: Dayum nigga what is up?
You: the hunterrrrssssssss
You: what's bracckin homie.
Stranger: LOL I am whiter than bread. In fact I felt so awkward typing the n word
You: lol
You: it's all good
You: i'm just waiting for some family from northern california to come by
Stranger: What are you on Omegle for? Picking up showties?
You: it's boring here in e/s watts
You: i'm bored, blood
Stranger: Dude just ask Eazy E or Dr Dre for a ride to Disneyland
Stranger: lol I'm so racist
Stranger: I love you blacks
Stranger: BYE keep it real
You: lol
You: hell yeah man
Stranger: PEACE
You: rip eazy
You: LOL
You: su woooooooop to the blood gang
Stranger: TUPAC>Biggy
Stranger: West side fo life brother from another mother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Espiohti]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey John!
You: whoa
You: that's the wrong name though
Stranger: I know your name is Steve
Stranger: steve
You: nope
Stranger: its Billy Ray Cyrus
You: nope keep going
You: you're getting close
Stranger: Jack
Stranger: Joe
Stranger: Gary
Stranger: Josh
Stranger: Jimmy
You: nope
You: here let me make it easy for you
Stranger: Kenny
You: My name is Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat over here.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Espiohti]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, I'm a horny male from the Netherlands. Are you a female?
You: I thought the netherlands was a fake place
You: like the fuckin everglades or middle earth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Espiohti]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: OMH
You: Hey
Stranger: Merry Christmas Eve!
You: same to you
Stranger:
You: you gettin anything good tmrw?
Stranger: I hope so. I really want a digital camera
Stranger: well a new one mine is like prehistorics
Stranger: prehistoric*
You: watchu mean prehistoric?
You: like old school flintstones?
You: where it's got the little bird inside drawing the picture?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rude ass motherfuckers just disconnecting in the middle of a conversation! Didn't even ask me what OMH stood for either..

 

[Ez-Roo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl/
Stranger: you're straight to the point aren't you
You: guess so i dont wanna chat with 14 year olds
Stranger: i'm actually 12, is that fine?
You: no go watch telatubbies
Stranger: i'm 19
You: you lie your face
Stranger: what if i tell you something, only a 19 year old would know
You: ok ok im listening
Stranger: my pubes stick to the side of the tiolet seat when i sit down and take a dump
You: pubes dude mine entangle my shit I wipe my ass with them than make wigs for cancer patients with shitty pube har....grow up son
You: hmmm
Stranger: like this: http://worldoffancydress.com/images/Afro Funky Black Wig.jpg
You: me no check cuz yuck stuff hurts my chrismas
You: jesus would not want you to show me that for today im betting
Stranger: it's not his birthday yet
Stranger: and it's nothing gross, just a picture of some guy with an afro
You: its the afternoon of the eve of his birthage when he arose from marrys ooky!! show respect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Ez-Roo]

You deserve an award

Gracies ese much love from washifas!!

 

[48turffin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: H.A.D.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[D'struction]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: strange feeling of forrest gump brought on by being high...feel compelled to tell you my story

You: okay

You: what is your story

Stranger: okay

Stranger: so it's about my quests

You: bow down to HAD

Stranger: you see i take these quests in life

You: quests?

You: like the phone company?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: no

Stranger: like of the spirit kind

You: oh yes

You: spirit.

Stranger: spiritual quests

You: we've got spirit yes we do we've got spirit how about you?

Stranger: of sorts

You: okay okay

You: so forrest gump?

You: thats my mans and them

Stranger: where the quests started is actually lost

Stranger: it could have been omegle

You: really?

Stranger: or working for the newspaper

Stranger: id on't remember

You: yes newspaper is good

Stranger: but i could always find some weird random type of person on omegle

Stranger: and thought to myself

Stranger: wow there are these people out there

You: my quest started in 1927 with a long haired big booty bitch named Jesica

Stranger: that i have access to

Stranger: the are sort of like a little free minded

Stranger: and then

Stranger: i heard something on tv about craigslist

You: ya ya free minded bitches i like

Stranger: so on a self dare i went there just to check it out

You: whos craig?

You: oh so you buy some hookers on there?

Stranger: and i saw people trying to hauk shit

Stranger: thought they'd only have like

Stranger: KC, St Louie and maybe springfield to

Stranger: turns out they had my area!!!!!!

You: they got every city in the world on that bitch son

Stranger: my fucking town

You: craig is a muthafuckin mack

Stranger: i log in there

You: yeah

Stranger: i give it the onec over

You: sell some puss or whatever

Stranger: and the prostitution by cops is done off of there

You: word word

You: thats why i sell mypussy on the street

Stranger: it's been replaced by botters and spammers

You: gotta keep the hoes out the houise and in the street

Stranger: but at least they don't get you in trouble with a record

Stranger: unjustly

Stranger: so

Stranger: i notice in the personal ads

You: you hella gey

Stranger: there are some that kinda describe people i know

Stranger: so i respond

You: YOUR FUCKING GAY


You: YOUR FUCKING GAY

Stranger: giving them the desired andwer they are looking for

You: yeah i dig it

Stranger: and then i fuck with them

Stranger: hardcore

You: lol

Stranger: because i am good with computers

You: oh ya?

Stranger: i have a very technical web of anomity built up

Stranger: and i am fiendishly light in the foot print if given half a chance to

You: anomosity you mean?

Stranger: no

Stranger: see

Stranger: i discovered something else

You: ??

Stranger: well hjang

Stranger: i need a bowl

You: yeah me too g

You: me fuckin too

 

[VanD]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: yo
Stranger: what's your name?
You: JAPE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SouthernComfort]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: im artistic
Stranger: whats ur name
You: artistic
You: i'll destroy you on the mic bitch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SouthernComfort]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: im marty
Stranger: im barney
You: do you know what cum tastes like?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: lol
You: im curious
You: how does it taste?
Stranger: quite tasteless
You: ive wondered what girls thikn of it
Stranger: no idea
You: do you think they like it?
Stranger: yeah
You: would they want to brush there teeth with it?
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: coz it has no cleaning properties
You: i'll destroy you on the mic bitch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SouthernComfort]

^^^^lol Probably the gayest conversation ive ever had

 

[Espiohti]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: choose the one that best describes you(im not a creep, i just want some upfront honesty):
a)male-just wants to talk
b)male-wants to talk to girl
c)male-wants to talk to guy
d)horny male-wants to talk to girl
e)horny male-wants to talk to guy
f)female-just wants to talk
g)female-wants to talk to guy
h)female-wants to talk to girl
i)horny female-wants to talk to guy
j)horny female-wants to talk to girl
You: haha
You: I am k)
You: male-wants to make rap video
You: you down for it?
Stranger: oh hellz yaaa
You: that's what im talking about
You: we gotta find some i)'s now though
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Stranger: are you horny female
You: i was gonna see if your mom was
You: but it's all good
You: i'm a horny male
You: wanting to pump your moms guts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[montroller510]

random as fuck

Stranger: have you ever been to heaven at night?
You: why are you alone on christmas eve
You: no
Stranger: i ain't alone
You: i belogn in hell
You: my dad told me
Stranger: your dad is hott
You: i guess
You: in a creepy uncle kinda way
Stranger: ahahahahaha
Stranger: you're funny
You: no
Stranger: why are YOU alone on xmas
You: im depressed
You: my family hates me
You: so im here drunk
You: alone in the dark
You: listening to good charlotte
You: i fuckin hate good charlotte
Stranger: i wish i was drunk right now
Stranger: so why are you listening to them
You: because its is symbolic
You: of what my poor life has become
Stranger: dude honestly stop fucking whining and go out and do something
You: the trainwreck of woe that is me
You: lol GOT EMMM
You: im chillin nigga
You: smokin and fuckin bitches
You: RIGHT NOW
You: IM FUCKIN RIGHT NOW NIAAGGGGAA
Stranger: NIGGA NIGGGGGGGGA
You: dude
You: thats racist
You: come on
Stranger: not if i'm black..
You: its christmas
Stranger: not yet.
You: jesus doesnt approve
Stranger: jesus is my homeboiiii
You: no
Stranger: ya
You: even though your shirt says so
You: you are a sinner
Stranger: don't have that shirt
Stranger: seen it, don't have it
You: or hat
You: whatever bro
You: you dont gotta lie to kick it
Stranger: not a bro, i'm a gurrrrrrl
You: your a girl
You: on the internet
Stranger: uhhhh yup
You: do you have a laptop in the kitchen or something
You: how does that work
Stranger: i'm on my laptop.... in my room...
Stranger: it's called wireless
You: what
You: its almpost six
You: shouldnt you have dinner reasy
You: ready*
Stranger: six? it's almost 9
You: on the eastcoast
Stranger: which is where i am
Stranger: nigggaaaa
You: were in cali
You: dude
Stranger: who's we?
You: me and you
Stranger: naaah i'm on the east cost
You: impossible
You: how am i talking to you then
Stranger: you aren't...
Stranger: i'm in your imagination
You: oh shit
You: i knew those pills werent mine
Stranger: naaah you needa stop smokin
You: well since im here
You: wanna get high
Stranger: some crazy shit
Stranger: i am high
You: *puff puff* *pass*
Stranger: jk i'm not.
Stranger: but i wuzzzzzz last night
You: im high everday
You: cuz thats hwo we do in cali
You: its legal here
You: i grow at the police station
Stranger: medical marijuana is legal
Stranger: don't even plaaaay
You: for reals blood
You: i aint lyin
Stranger: i actually do have plants in my backyard...
You: hahaha
You: im the cops
You: GOT YOU NOW SUCKA
Stranger: OH FUCKKKKKK
Stranger: whatcha gonna do.. cuff me?
You: oh shit gettin kinky
Stranger: you like that don't you
Stranger: i smoke mad blunts everyday
You: lmao
Stranger: or 'hella' blunts
You: so you down with the bay then
You: hella people say hella here
You: MAC DRE
Stranger: i don't say that shit
You: but what about hella
You: do you say that
Stranger: nahhhh i say wicked
You: wack
Stranger: yeah you are
You: my dad lived in boston
You: then i ebat him up for bein a square
Stranger: nah dude i was with him last night.. he's wicked chill
You: he do have good blow though
You: i cant hate on that
Stranger: i can
Stranger: not my style
You: porque
You: you are a white girl right...
You: i eman
You: cmon
Stranger: lmfao.... yes
Stranger: i'm not a fan of that white girlllll tho
Stranger: my mom is
Stranger: naht me
You: hahah gotchu i can see how that might affect the decision
Stranger: yeea buddy
You: well on that note im gunna snort a line of coke and wish i had friends and family on christmas
Stranger: i'm smokin a blunt with santa on my roof later
Stranger: you're welcome to join
You: see you there

 

[Ez-Roo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi I'm Samoan Santa
Stranger: OH GOD NO
Stranger: not you
Stranger: i haven't done any thing wrong
Stranger: please god don't kill
Stranger: me
You: why you no like ......
Stranger: ill do anything
You: ok make me sum buffet you ok
Stranger: sucks your dick
You: oh Samoan Santo no gay stop........no feel like lady mouth
You: hurt Samoan Santa feelings
Stranger: just close your eyes and picture you daughter
Stranger: its ok
You: is no good i have no daughter i think my gramma k
Stranger: very good
You: ok its good what you wand fo crimmis?
Stranger: shits on your
You: black dildo?
Stranger: you like that don't you
You: u shit on my black dildo
You: Samoan Santa is Furrry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.