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[NiNe2FiVe]

Is it just me or is her left tiddie like 3 sizes bigger then the other one?

 

[JAPE]

^ i like that shit for some reason.. its like 2 sets of tiddys.. in one.. you libe C's fuck with the right tiddie ... you like Ds go head a and play with the left... my girl is like that.. no one really noticed when i posted her tiddies though

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

Is it just me or is her left tiddie like 3 sizes bigger then the other one?

it's just you

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

^^^Get the fuck outta dodge, that bitch is lopsided!

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: m or f
You: This is the pinnacle of human existence
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

Stranger: hey
You: Aye where you from bruh!?
Stranger: washington
Stranger: you
You: Washington?? What's the grimiest shit you seen out there in the streets bruh??
Stranger: nigger get shot
You: Gettin shot!? Would you say they be gettin money out there mayne?
You: *pushes mic into your face*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Stranger: korean?
You: i hate koreans
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Stranger: Hi!
You: yooooou crank that solja boy!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

You: hey there
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you
You: im debating killing myself tomorrow after i get off work
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

You: i bet some famous people come on this site when they're sitting at home
You: i bet some of them are assholes on here too
Stranger: Yeahh, I'd say so.
You: e.g. p diddy
You: I bet he types in all caps
You: and is a scroller
Stranger: Haha yeah.

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

You: Let's adopt an african child and raise him as our own via webcam
You: we can name him tivo
Stranger: ummm.... no!
You: we can feed him sexcam credits
You: What if a baby controlled the internet?
You: he would make this site
Stranger: Hahahahaha ur sickkk
You: No
You: The baby's pants stay on
You: No hijinks

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Im working on the 45 year old ho gettin some tiddie photos...updates shortly...

 

[JAPE]

so howd that work out for you?

 

[DJ P-Nizz]

You: Do you have updog?
Stranger: wtf is updog?
You: Nothing much, what's up with you?

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

so howd that work out for you?

not well, she sent me a picture but it obviously wasnt her, i called bullshit and she disconnected, oh well.

 

[ColdBlooded]

 

[ColdBlooded]

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[2-0-Sixx]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: my asshole itches hella bad
Stranger: :/
Stranger: are you female?
You: sometimes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[livemanikins]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I AM FROM EAST 27TH
Stranger: im from east 28th
You: YA BITCH
You: WE RUN THE WOMPS
You: TWOMPS
Stranger: i shoot your ass up
Stranger: suuwuuuu
You: KLACK KLACK KLACK KLACK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol! that shit made me laugh

 

[ant_johnson_16]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hello.
You: hey
Stranger: So, what's your gender, and would I feel like a paedophile chatting you up?
You: imma a male and yes you fucking chester
Stranger: "Chester"?
You: chester the molester
Stranger: You, sir, are a spaz.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.