Tadou "KEEP ON TALKIN" (DISS Track!!!)
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Open letter to tadou..
To Tadou,
I understand that you are an aspiring rap artist who is trying to make some noise. I think I may be able to help. After listening to your song a second and third time, I realized that, frankly, you suck a fat cock. I took some notes on what you need work on:
#1 Riding the beat, (If you could ride the beat as well as you ride your own nuts, youd be the next nas.)
#2 Punch Lines (Not a single one was funny)
#3 Delivery,(I didnt beleive a word you said on the record. Do you not beleive in yourself yet?)
#4 Production, (I could have sworn my 8 year old brother had the same beat on his Mini-Casio keyboard!!!)
#5 Flow. (yeah, that sucked too.)
Now, even though it may seem like you might not be able to do it...I think for the right price...I can help you...shoot me a check for $500.00 and I will teach you how to rap. If not me, you might want to take some pointers from Cool Nutz, or Sarkastik...two fine examples of MC's in the NW....As far as your production, you might wanna talk to the homie Dsane, dont know what hes gonna charge you...I also strongly suggest staying off your own dick...boasting and talking shit at such an early stage in your career is not a smart career move.
The road to not sucking a fat dick is long, but I think with the right amount of effort, you can do it.
Best of luck,
Neema Khorrami
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To Tadou,
I understand that you are an aspiring rap artist who is trying to make some noise. I think I may be able to help. After listening to your song a second and third time, I realized that, frankly, you suck a fat cock. I took some notes on what you need work on:
#1 Riding the beat, (If you could ride the beat as well as you ride your own nuts, youd be the next nas.)
#2 Punch Lines (Not a single one was funny)
#3 Delivery,(I didnt beleive a word you said on the record. Do you not beleive in yourself yet?)
#4 Production, (I could have sworn my 8 year old brother had the same beat on his Mini-Casio keyboard!!!)
#5 Flow. (yeah, that sucked too.)
Now, even though it may seem like you might not be able to do it...I think for the right price...I can help you...shoot me a check for $500.00 and I will teach you how to rap. If not me, you might want to take some pointers from Cool Nutz, or Sarkastik...two fine examples of MC's in the NW....As far as your production, you might wanna talk to the homie Dsane, dont know what hes gonna charge you...I also strongly suggest staying off your own dick...boasting and talking shit at such an early stage in your career is not a smart career move.
The road to not sucking a fat dick is long, but I think with the right amount of effort, you can do it.
Best of luck,
Neema Khorrami
Unexpected Arrival
To Whom It May Concern:
Please note that i did not use a single beat, and i, in fact, used 3 beats. Additionally, if you have a problem with the second 2 beats, feel free to take it up with Bullet & Young Krime, because their producers made them...not mine.
2ndly, if you have a problem with my delivery, feel free to take notice that i used 3 different styles in this track. Yes, you heard me right: 3 different styles. Listen close.....If you do not notice the changes, you are wack, and you are not on my level.
Recently, i've came to realize a rather arrogant yet truthful reality: not only am i the superior to most when it comes to being an orator (speaker, for you idiots out there), but i am also the superior on the microphone. The combination of the two leads people to attack one or the other, with this case being my musical talent, seeing as though my English skills are, quite obviously, dominating in relation to anyone who dares oppose me.
Neema: You should have threw a bitch & a few emcees (who are all better than you) on your latest track, so it would get more play. Because as it stands, right now, you are getting sympathy plays, my friend. Thats when an indie artist has one TRL-hopeful track they play, then drops a wack follow-up.
"Fuck talkin, i make tracks..." You wanna show me something? Make a track with 3 different styles and stop bitching.
Please note that i did not use a single beat, and i, in fact, used 3 beats. Additionally, if you have a problem with the second 2 beats, feel free to take it up with Bullet & Young Krime, because their producers made them...not mine.
2ndly, if you have a problem with my delivery, feel free to take notice that i used 3 different styles in this track. Yes, you heard me right: 3 different styles. Listen close.....If you do not notice the changes, you are wack, and you are not on my level.
Recently, i've came to realize a rather arrogant yet truthful reality: not only am i the superior to most when it comes to being an orator (speaker, for you idiots out there), but i am also the superior on the microphone. The combination of the two leads people to attack one or the other, with this case being my musical talent, seeing as though my English skills are, quite obviously, dominating in relation to anyone who dares oppose me.
Neema: You should have threw a bitch & a few emcees (who are all better than you) on your latest track, so it would get more play. Because as it stands, right now, you are getting sympathy plays, my friend. Thats when an indie artist has one TRL-hopeful track they play, then drops a wack follow-up.
"Fuck talkin, i make tracks..." You wanna show me something? Make a track with 3 different styles and stop bitching.
Re: To Whom It May Concern:
i once made a song with 3 styles
the first style was my "vanilla ice" style -- high pitched voice, nothing to say, but not "stupid" -- per say, just not smart
the second style was my "screetch" style -- high, cracking voice, also nothing to say, but VERY stupid
the third style, i got a little bit crazy and used my "MC Hammer" flow-- MUCH deeper voice than the two and i had a cornocopia of AMAZING punchlines (or so i thought).....all of which, however, were VERY forgettable, if they were even noticed at all
this means: dont feel good because you can be "superior" (LMAO) in 3 styles. you just sound 3 times dumber.
"i be the deadliest, southpaw, i be the leftiest" -- tadow off of "eyes closed, no pulse"
ha. ha.
i once made a song with 3 styles
the first style was my "vanilla ice" style -- high pitched voice, nothing to say, but not "stupid" -- per say, just not smart
the second style was my "screetch" style -- high, cracking voice, also nothing to say, but VERY stupid
the third style, i got a little bit crazy and used my "MC Hammer" flow-- MUCH deeper voice than the two and i had a cornocopia of AMAZING punchlines (or so i thought).....all of which, however, were VERY forgettable, if they were even noticed at all
this means: dont feel good because you can be "superior" (LMAO) in 3 styles. you just sound 3 times dumber.
"i be the deadliest, southpaw, i be the leftiest" -- tadow off of "eyes closed, no pulse"
ha. ha.
tadouuuu pleeeaaassseee??
Tadou....dog, for someone who is supposed to be "the smart guy" that was a fucking dumb comment....
check out the latest x104.5 playlist my friend...and in fact, you will see that my newest single was the #1 record...sympathy? I doubt it. check it out the spins:
75- Unexpected Arrival
74- Justin Timberlake
74-2pac
I had two DIFFERENT singles on the top song countdowns on two DIFFERENT stations.....(Take Control on kube, and If we try on x104.5) Sypmathy?
Please dog...dont take it there...As far as MC skills? Take Control was a posse cut, and I DID have two other mcs on it...Is Byrdie a better MC than me? WITHOUT DOUBT!! We are talking about arguably the best MC in Washington. Did he however, smoke me on the track...FUCK NO....
Is True ID a better MC than me? Well, tough question to answer considering hes my freaking prodige and damn near everyone on the siccness dont know him except from that song.
Stop talking tadou before I put out one song and dead your career, not that you havent dont it already yourself....Im not bragging or boasting, I got the utmost respect for these cats in the game who are doing bigger and better things than me (Jus Family, Street Level, just to name a couple) But YOU??? COME ON....I accomplish more in 1 month than you have in 1 year!!!
My resume reads thick man....
Shut your fucking mouth up
Signed,
ME
Tadou....dog, for someone who is supposed to be "the smart guy" that was a fucking dumb comment....
check out the latest x104.5 playlist my friend...and in fact, you will see that my newest single was the #1 record...sympathy? I doubt it. check it out the spins:
75- Unexpected Arrival
74- Justin Timberlake
74-2pac
I had two DIFFERENT singles on the top song countdowns on two DIFFERENT stations.....(Take Control on kube, and If we try on x104.5) Sypmathy?
Please dog...dont take it there...As far as MC skills? Take Control was a posse cut, and I DID have two other mcs on it...Is Byrdie a better MC than me? WITHOUT DOUBT!! We are talking about arguably the best MC in Washington. Did he however, smoke me on the track...FUCK NO....
Is True ID a better MC than me? Well, tough question to answer considering hes my freaking prodige and damn near everyone on the siccness dont know him except from that song.
Stop talking tadou before I put out one song and dead your career, not that you havent dont it already yourself....Im not bragging or boasting, I got the utmost respect for these cats in the game who are doing bigger and better things than me (Jus Family, Street Level, just to name a couple) But YOU??? COME ON....I accomplish more in 1 month than you have in 1 year!!!
My resume reads thick man....
Shut your fucking mouth up
Signed,
ME
Tadou:
If you're here to spread negativity, then you'd better stop and regroup your thoughts. I'd partially understand if you're proud of that joint, but is it really a dope track? Homey, when you DO make a track, sit back and think, "Would someone other than me bump this?" And get people's UNBIASED opinions. I don't have anything against you or anyone else on this board for that matter, but honestly, the track isn't really that much to brag about. Don't get me wrong. If you made a track that was banging, I'll be the first to applaud, but that song should be scrapped for real. Unfortunately, since you've harrassed/insulted the majority of the people on this board, they WILL be hostile with you. Deal with it. Here's a word of advice from a philosopher:
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little."(Jean Jacques Rousseau)
Chill out with this beefing and do you. Make your own shit the best you can make it and prove the public wrong. If they feel it, they feel it. If they don't, they don't.
If you're here to spread negativity, then you'd better stop and regroup your thoughts. I'd partially understand if you're proud of that joint, but is it really a dope track? Homey, when you DO make a track, sit back and think, "Would someone other than me bump this?" And get people's UNBIASED opinions. I don't have anything against you or anyone else on this board for that matter, but honestly, the track isn't really that much to brag about. Don't get me wrong. If you made a track that was banging, I'll be the first to applaud, but that song should be scrapped for real. Unfortunately, since you've harrassed/insulted the majority of the people on this board, they WILL be hostile with you. Deal with it. Here's a word of advice from a philosopher:
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little."(Jean Jacques Rousseau)
Chill out with this beefing and do you. Make your own shit the best you can make it and prove the public wrong. If they feel it, they feel it. If they don't, they don't.
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