speaking of toulet paper

[ant_johnson_16]

I gotta have it over. It pisses me off when its under. When I wanna wipe my ass, I want to be able to pull and rip it off.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

i gont use tp, i buy a mega roll of brawny. that shit lassts me a whole month for like 2 bucks.

i just rip up the sheets into quarters. that brawny guy wipes me really good. he might be tough looking, but that paper towel is gentle.

and check this out paper towels dont leave any dingleberrys or doo doo crumbs.

real talk.

:ermm::ermm::ermm:

 

[AKAZIE]

IM PRO-ACTIVE ON USING BABY WIPES. BE CLEAN PEOPLE, DONT LEAVE SKID MARKS ON YA CHONIES.

 

[fillyacup]

i hate when that shit be under cus it rubs against the wal' before i use that shit.

grinds my gears

 

[Az-iz]

OVER OVER OVER and put the fuckin seat down douches!

 

[eastbay50]

lol dont you hate when it you go to grab it and the rolls damn near empty, and theres a like 2 pieces left. fuck that if you gon use it, replace it

 

[MobbinINda916]

marty wipes his ass with tampons

 

[28g w/o the bag]

phantomoffunk wipes his ass with dildos

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[CHAPO GUZMAN]

DO NOT BUY TOILET PAPER FROM COSTCO (KIRKLAND BRAND)

THAT SHIT IS LIKE SAND PAPER. I GAVE YOU FAIR WARNING, BEWARE!

/caps lock off

 

[Gofer]

I hate it when that shit be comin out all muddy and it sticks to the hairs of your ass, anyone else got this problem?

 

[Er1ka]

 

[Assassinator]

I hate it when that shit be comin out all muddy and it sticks to the hairs of your ass, anyone else got this problem?

i know this problem you speek of

 

[4SidedLie]

^^I always check to make sure the toilet paper is present before I shit.

 

[get0nmahhype]

i go in the bathroom and see the tp is gone n i laugh for who ever uses the bathroom next....i forget and guess who ends up without tp?? shit sucks.. but i got back up babywipes so is all good lol

 

[jake921660]

Who Said Thanks:
Assassinator (Today)

LMAO

 

[90'sBayPlayer]

I never use the TP dispenser, the roll is on it's own.

 

[fillyacup]

i do that when i'm to lazy to unload the TP and try and catch the spring before it shoots out knocking over the soap bottle then falls into the shit water toilet

 

[90'sBayPlayer]

i do that when i'm to lazy to unload the TP and try and catch the spring before it shoots out knocking over the soap bottle then falls into the shit water toilet

lol

 

[fillyacup]

thayt sucls when yoru prety fucked up

 

[4SidedLie]

Fillyacup, do you need me to record a video of me changing the toilet paper roll?
cause ill be that drunk to do so/