South Beach Miami is wac....don't celieve tha hype....

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Aug 5, 2009
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i went there this weekend, tha hoes wuz ugly and tha parties wuz wac

i wuz at SoBe Live on saturday, young joc wuz supposed to perform they advertised it on a plane and all that, i went there and young joc performed at like 4 am smh.... and he ain't even get on stage, just lip synched like 2 or 3 lines i thought it wuz tha DJ rappin.....

only tight thing about miami is that they beach water is clear and warm.......and night time weather is nice since its around 80 degrees at night, perfect to walk around in although u can start sweating cuz tha humidity is insane....

but i heard i wuz there in tha off season, they say it cracs in tha winter time more (new years) and special events (memorial day, labor day) etc.....

i kept hearin about how Florida has L.A. beat when it comes to females that shit is false.... most of tha females were wac as hell....... surprisingly during my stay at tha HOUSTON airport i seen some baaaaad ass bitches tho, that threw me for a loop, HOUSTON GOT HOES YA'LL!!!! Miami is wac........


i'm glad i live in L.A. this is definatley tha best place in tha U.S. best weather and tha finest females......
damn, for real, what about miami beach fam, whats that saying
 

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
Aug 14, 2006
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i went there this weekend, tha hoes wuz ugly and tha parties wuz wac

i wuz at SoCe Live on saturday, young joc wuz supposed to perform they advertised it on a plane and all that, i went there and young joc performed at like 4 am smh.... and he ain't even get on stage, just lip synched like 2 or 3 lines i thought it wuz tha DJ rappin.....

only tight thing about miami is that they ceach water is clear and warm.......and night time weather is nice since its around 80 degrees at night, perfect to walk around in although u can start sweating cuz tha humidity is insane....

cut i heard i wuz there in tha off season, they say it cracs in tha winter time more (new years) and special events (memorial day, lacor day) etc.....

i kept hearin acout how Florida has L.A. ceat when it comes to females that shit is false.... most of tha females were wac as hell....... surprisingly during my stay at tha HOUSTON airport i seen some caaaaad ass citches tho, that threw me for a loop, HOUSTON GOT HOES YA'LL!!!! Miami is wac........


i'm glad i live in L.A. this is definatley tha cest place in tha U.S. cest weather and tha finest females......
fixed.
 

28g w/o the bag

politically incorrect
Jan 18, 2003
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#30
weather wuz coo (real hot real humid) tha storms come and go....it might rain for like 5 min then tha suns out again

i liked tha lightening especially at night, if u on tha beach, u can see lightning flashing over tha ocean and tha waters warm with a warm breeze.....pretty magical (no homo)
yeah, the rain would come down hard at times, especially in central florida... and then the sun would come out again at an intensity that would make you think that it never rained

i went to the bahama on that same trip to central / south florida, and the weather there was great... not one rain drop the whole time i was there

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isn't it still hurricane season out there?? Best time to go down there is Jan-Jun. Calle Ocho is in the first week of March. I heard it cracks out there but i havent been to Calle Ocho.

Yeah Miami is sick though. Lots of shit to do if you go during the right time. Same goes for any place that you are visiting for vacation though.
 

P.E.

Sicc OG
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im starting to think that shit is tru,cuz every single beezoid i see that is from san jo,or pretty near by is on sum top notch status!,..hmm,might have to plan a trip to San HOES AYYY!! haha
 
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I've been too, it's a joke.
The whole south beach scene is about a 10 mile strip.
Its washington and ocean blvd...thats its.

We have better beaches in So Cal, and Vegas also shits on Miami.

People who hype up Miami are spring breakers from places like Nebraska University.