South Beach Miami is wac....don't celieve tha hype....

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Mar 25, 2009
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i went there this weekend, tha hoes wuz ugly and tha parties wuz wac

i wuz at SoBe Live on saturday, young joc wuz supposed to perform they advertised it on a plane and all that, i went there and young joc performed at like 4 am smh.... and he ain't even get on stage, just lip synched like 2 or 3 lines i thought it wuz tha DJ rappin.....

only tight thing about miami is that they beach water is clear and warm.......and night time weather is nice since its around 80 degrees at night, perfect to walk around in although u can start sweating cuz tha humidity is insane....

but i heard i wuz there in tha off season, they say it cracs in tha winter time more (new years) and special events (memorial day, labor day) etc.....

i kept hearin about how Florida has L.A. beat when it comes to females that shit is false.... most of tha females were wac as hell....... surprisingly during my stay at tha HOUSTON airport i seen some baaaaad ass bitches tho, that threw me for a loop, HOUSTON GOT HOES YA'LL!!!! Miami is wac........


i'm glad i live in L.A. this is definatley tha best place in tha U.S. best weather and tha finest females......
 

28g w/o the bag

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yeah, south florida's beaches are real nice... and summertime is the off season over there because the weather is real shitty and unpredictable.... last time i been there was in june of 2002, and i didn't get one full day of sunshine... so yeah, california's summertime shits on florida's summertime, but their wintertime shits on ours

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yeah my boy just came back from miami and said it did not live up to all the hype. Vegas FTW
 

drewski.kalonji

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i went to the best of the best concert a couple years back, never seen so many beautiful women. it was great too cause as most of yall probably know they be repping they're original country with flags at festivals there, and i had that california bear flag waving to the fullest. instant attraction to the girls lol.



calle ocho slaps too!

 
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Im sorry but you are all mistaken; the best females live in Antioch, Ca...





















...as long as your into overweight latina girls, or white girls with cornrows, problems with meth, and wear pajama pants most places...yup, yup.
 
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Naw Miami crack hard on the right weekends!!! I been to Miami 6 times but usually a holiday weekend, so i seen it all!!
Labor day weekend will be thick tho
 
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yeah, south florida's beaches are real nice... and summertime is the off season over there because the weather is real shitty and unpredictable.... last time i been there was in june of 2002, and i didn't get one full day of sunshine... so yeah, california's summertime shits on florida's summertime, but their wintertime shits on ours

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weather wuz coo (real hot real humid) tha storms come and go....it might rain for like 5 min then tha suns out again

i liked tha lightening especially at night, if u on tha beach, u can see lightning flashing over tha ocean and tha waters warm with a warm breeze.....pretty magical (no homo)
 
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I'd hate to have to believe you.

I've already been dissapointed once with Vegas. Tons of fun, but I could have that much fun ANYWHERE spending that kind of money. Can be up all night in the Sco with hot ass hoes for the price of the plane flight!
 
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I'd hate to have to believe you.

I've already been dissapointed once with Vegas. Tons of fun, but I could have that much fun ANYWHERE spending that kind of money. Can be up all night in the Sco with hot ass hoes for the price of the plane flight!
trust me homie its all hype

and i agree with Vegas also.... i felt tha same way in Vegas, u can do that shit anywhere, but Vegas atleast u can gamble etc.....

only thing is Vegas + Miami tha clubs close at like 5 am....... for some stupid ass reason Cali clubs usually close at 1:50 (californias last call for alcohol)


i think tha key thing about these places is u gotta go during some event (memorial day, new years) etc.... thats when they crac....if u go any other time its just a bunch of tourists walkin around with they kids.......
 
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weather wuz coo (real hot real humid) tha storms come and go....it might rain for like 5 min then tha suns out again

i liked tha lightening especially at night, if u on tha beach, u can see lightning flashing over tha ocean and tha waters warm with a warm breeze.....pretty magical (no homo)
Yea 1 year i was chiiling on the beach 1 late nite wit a chick during memorial day weekend and we saw a lightening show over the ocean. That shit was off the hook and yes i beat when i got back to her room!! LOL