Gotta love Dave.. dude is fuckin hilarious..
"I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister!"
"I only have two flavors baby.. bubblegum and dick.. and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Hey, don't be throwin' no shit up on stage pal, coz I saw who threw that bottle and after the show.. I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.. yeah!"
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!"
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it"
"We get to the hotel, there's people partyin' in the parking lot, people gettin' down in the elevator.. wow! I swear to God I had this one chick.. this chick was poundin' on my door, she was kickin' and screamin' at my door 'til about 6.30 this morning.. finally, I just said.. "fuck it!" and let her out of my room"
LMFAO
"I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister!"
"I only have two flavors baby.. bubblegum and dick.. and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Hey, don't be throwin' no shit up on stage pal, coz I saw who threw that bottle and after the show.. I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.. yeah!"
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!"
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it"
"We get to the hotel, there's people partyin' in the parking lot, people gettin' down in the elevator.. wow! I swear to God I had this one chick.. this chick was poundin' on my door, she was kickin' and screamin' at my door 'til about 6.30 this morning.. finally, I just said.. "fuck it!" and let her out of my room"
LMFAO
