WOW BOB I just seen this on your fucking website
FOR THE FANS:
WHITE BOB AUTOGRAPH (WITH CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY) £5.00
FRAMED SIGNED PHOTOGRAPH £20.00
WHITE BOB HOODIE £39.00
WHITE BOB KEYRING £4.99
PAIR OF WHITE BOB BOXER SHORTS (GUARANTEED WORN AT LEAST 24 HRS) £50.00
You gotta be fucking kidding right? You really think somebody wants a pair of your fucking white bob boxer shorts extra shmedium with funky ass White Bob Knob Stank?!?! You little fucking scumbag weirdo.