So Im sitting here in my room smokin a joint...

[WHITE DEVIL]

Would you call your mom an A, B, C, D, or FFF cup?

 

[MzCiN]

This fool is on some straight MacGyver shit. You forgot to tell him to do a ninja roll between each hit.

lol

 

[grind4mine]

when all of a sudden I hear a bang on my bedroom door. "I smell smoke in there, what are you doing?"

It was my moms and it freaked me out because I didnt think anybody was home, and now Im stoned with half a joint in my hand and Im caught red-handed with moms standin on the other side of the door. I said, "Im just smoking a cigarette."

She said, "Yeah right... dont smoke that shit in my house!" And walked away.

I felt like I was back in 1992, trying to sneak tokes in my bedroom and gettin busted by my parents. It felt like I havent progressed since then. In fact Ive regressed these past couple years. And now I feel shitty about myself.

I need to get back on my feet again. Living back at home at 28 years old aint no way to live.

Damn cuzz... I thought you were 17 or something when I started to read this thread. lol
Go down to the park or something and smoke it else where before your mom catches you doing this shit again. She might put you on restriction and take away your computer privileges and allowance. hahahaha!

 

[grind4mine]

did you take that pic in your avatar when she caught you????

nah but one tricc is to take a toilet pape or paper towel roll and wrap a fabric softner dryer sheet on one end wit a rubber band and blow out through it when you smokin....put a wet towel under your door and keep the window cracced and try to blow out the window.....if you got a fan blow it towards the window.....even better if you got one of them fans that sits in the window.....reverse it and blow through it when you smokin and keep some incense or scented candles around........

Wouldn't using a vacuum work? vacuum up the smoke while you puffin.... where the fucc did I see that shit off of?

When I was a teen I used to light a bunch of inscents and and take a couple of softner dryer sheets and close pin them onto a fan and blow that shit out the fuccin window. Niggas knew I was blazzing and would come knoccing on the door seeing if they could smoke too. Moms was hella mad!

 

[Quick]

^^^^Next Friday

 

[THIZZ.I.IZ.]

MELO TRAUMA GOT ME WEAK IN ALL HIS POST LOL

 

[CcytzO_Loc]

yeah that was next friday when they was vacuuming up the smoke lol....

 

[Blaza_4_Eva]

make sure ain't nobody in the house & there ain't gonna be anybody there for a while before you start blazin. luckily i ain't never been caugh & i hope it stays like that. *knock on my mornin' wood*

 

[North Vallejo]

what ever happened to just smokin on the side of the house or the fuckin backyard or get high and exercise at the same time by walkin around your block or to the nearest stop sign while blazin then get back in the house. that way you can air out and not be paranoid about the house smellin like dank and tryin to look for some febreeze.

 

[RedrumAkaMurder]

how does you mom look?describe her to me.

ROTFLMMFAO dat shit had me crackin up