1) lotion
2) mega bottle of vaseline
3) costco size box of fruit by the foot
4) porn mags on the floor
5) stuffed animals with the ass cut out
6) orange butt plug behind the lotion bottle pic to prove the lotion wasnt a dildo
7) belt for auto erotic asphyxiation
pringles
more lotion
empty, unknown packaging
Unknown object in middle of "blanket"
Dirty ass pillows and blanket
a used tissue containing snot between the blanket and bed in the bottom left
a pillow with no pillow case (is never washed)
oh by the way i aint be wearing the costume for hella long just for like a hour for a costume contest at work.......$500 cash and a couple paid days off for the winner
If I were youre boss I wouldnt give you a fuckin thing for showin up in a unoriginal ass store bought costume. Thats like driving an Accord from the Honda dealership to a car show expecting a prize...shame on you sir.
500 cash and a couple paid days off for the winner
its supose to encourage people to dress up
i won last year
the year before that my potna won with a "fat lady" costume
