SMCrazy- Do It
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went to the doc and got it looked at. it actually happened the first time i shaved my balls and shit with a bic razor and i thought it was just razor burn...what did i do to the girl that gave it to me? nothing, cause i couldnt say for sure who. BUT i will say this, the one i think gave it to me to this day has had one job her whole life, workin at mcdonalds. i know which one she works at right now too. i believe in karma and she looks to weigh a good 300 lbs and ugly as all hell and smells like burgers on the daily. her name is "L-dog". hahaha, mars and the whole bunch know who im talking about. it happened right around the time i started circulating the rumor that her ears fell off due to some crazy disease. 
lmao... i got herpes... not on my dick tho... i've always gotten cold sores since i can remember...
i aint had a herp pop up on my lip since i was like 14... 8 years ago... every now and then one'll start, then be gone the next day...
i remember tellin my ex about it, and she lightweight flipped on me like it was some big secret i kept hidden from her... i laughed and told her not to sweat it...
i guess she didn't listen, because during that summer she contracted my symplex and had a friend on her lip for about two weeks... high maintenance too, it drove her crazy...
told her karma catches up... but dumbasses already know everything...
i'm stoned...
i aint had a herp pop up on my lip since i was like 14... 8 years ago... every now and then one'll start, then be gone the next day...
i remember tellin my ex about it, and she lightweight flipped on me like it was some big secret i kept hidden from her... i laughed and told her not to sweat it...
i guess she didn't listen, because during that summer she contracted my symplex and had a friend on her lip for about two weeks... high maintenance too, it drove her crazy...
told her karma catches up... but dumbasses already know everything...
i'm stoned...
