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more stories hm........
i was given report cards that i had to get signed at the end of every lesson to record my behavoir.. i got them somewhere they got memory jogging info on them
ooooo shit
i remember this one classic time!
You know when you know what you wanna study at school so you decide to "fuck off" certain lessons like Religious Studies.. To make time go by in this lesson we'd disrupt it.. The head master of school ended up hiring a teacher to sit at the back of the lesson to script out how the lesson goes..
The head master got the script and called me and some other culprits to his office and quotes me sayin I talked about my friends mom being in a porn magazine hehe
i wish i had that script he even had it color co-ordinated i think i was yellow..
ya back in the days.. this is like 10 years ago
i was given report cards that i had to get signed at the end of every lesson to record my behavoir.. i got them somewhere they got memory jogging info on them
ooooo shit
i remember this one classic time!
You know when you know what you wanna study at school so you decide to "fuck off" certain lessons like Religious Studies.. To make time go by in this lesson we'd disrupt it.. The head master of school ended up hiring a teacher to sit at the back of the lesson to script out how the lesson goes..
The head master got the script and called me and some other culprits to his office and quotes me sayin I talked about my friends mom being in a porn magazine hehe
i wish i had that script he even had it color co-ordinated i think i was yellow..
ya back in the days.. this is like 10 years ago
Ya one time i was in a toilet cubicle without the door closed and I was skinning up and I literally just rolled the spliff when the teacher surprised me.. I quickly grabbed my weed off the ledge put it in my jacket and put the spliff in my pocket..
The teacher took me to the head master and it was me and 2 teachers in his office and they were asking me to hand over the green.. I was reluctant for awhile till i had shit hidden.. I was slowly moving my bag of dope out of my jacket into a place these teachers aint EVER gun look... The head master started rushing me and said "look if you dont let us search you or hand over what you got we will call the police" i thought cool hes not gunna cool the police if i comply... so i had my bag of green hidden and then i handed over a crushed spliff and everything was ok... He let me go thank fuck!! this was my second school (after the one i got expelled from) i would of been serioiusly fucked up if he kicked me out fo that place.. i got alot of respect for that head master.
The teacher took me to the head master and it was me and 2 teachers in his office and they were asking me to hand over the green.. I was reluctant for awhile till i had shit hidden.. I was slowly moving my bag of dope out of my jacket into a place these teachers aint EVER gun look... The head master started rushing me and said "look if you dont let us search you or hand over what you got we will call the police" i thought cool hes not gunna cool the police if i comply... so i had my bag of green hidden and then i handed over a crushed spliff and everything was ok... He let me go thank fuck!! this was my second school (after the one i got expelled from) i would of been serioiusly fucked up if he kicked me out fo that place.. i got alot of respect for that head master.
you must be like 12 years old or the immature douchebag that everybody hates. honestly, 'kick me' signs? Real fucking original, my 4 year old cousin does that shit. and you must be mildly retarded for spelling expelled "exspelled" and you probably still think its cool to spell 'school' wrong.
basically you're a mark ass bitch.
basically you're a mark ass bitch.
