Single Mom Duped By Fake Lottery Ticket

[Warwulf]

hella funny and fucked up at same time

 

[WT SAVAGE]

someone gave my friend a fake lotto ticket for his birthday. we were out having dinner. he scrated it and was like wtf i won 10 gz, his greedy ass suckubus of a gf tryed to snatch it from his hand and he was like thats mine, dinners on me blah blah blah. needless to say they were both butt hurt when they read the back and found out it was fake. that was some funny shit too see

 

[kayvee]

thats messed up.

~k.

 

[Portuguese Godfather]

hshahahah ive given so many of those to people itsd hilarious

 

[tha_psycho]

my fuckin dad gave me a fake scratch ticket when i was like 13, it was a 25,000 one and i read the back and it said redeem in 30 seconds to get your winnings haha i was like what the fuck is this

 

[Blaza_4_Eva]

there's muthafuckas on here that still don't get the toy yoda joke. so sad but true. ha!

 

[5ive1en]

Toy Yoda hahahahaha!!!

 

[XxtraMannish]

i was walking down the street and see this folded up ten dollar bill im like nice

about to buy some teriyaki and a beer with this shit ahh what the fuck man, bullshit

this shit says on the back "DISAPPOINTED? JESUS WONT LET YOU DOWN, BLAH BLAH" thats as far as i got before i ripped the shit up and threw it away

fuck jesus

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER READ!!!

 

[Arson]

my fuckin dad gave me a fake scratch ticket when i was like 13, it was a 25,000 one and i read the back and it said redeem in 30 seconds to get your winnings haha i was like what the fuck is this

so you get back at him by posting homosexual pictures on the internet?

 

[Pak Dan]

lol...coldd

 

[tha_psycho]

so you get back at him by posting homosexual pictures on the internet?

ooo burn.... u got me there cotton

 

[Arson]

ooo burn.... u got me there cotton

your name will be pink soon.....

 

[enserio]

I wonder where I can buy fake lottery tickets at...lemme search.

EDIT: here we go, they're everywhere. LINK

 

[tha_psycho]

your name will be pink soon.....

ok im sure i can find other things to do when im on the computer, its not a big deal

 

[Stalka All Day]

hoe sit down...the fuck? how u gonna end up a newspaper over a fake lotto ticket...aww feel sorry for me, i fell for a joke...what a dumb ass bitch...theres billions of single mothers...what the fuck this bitch want? a handout? gtfoh...shit...

 

[tha_psycho]

hoe sit down...the fuck? how u gonna end up a newspaper over a fake lotto ticket...aww feel sorry for me, i fell for a joke...what a dumb ass bitch...theres billions of single mothers...what the fuck this bitch want? a handout? gtfoh...shit...

real talk my mom was a single mother with me and my bro, she over came alot of shit even drug addiction, now she is doin good for herself and my other brothers and me when im home

 

[enserio]

no wonder

 

[BIGCHILL]

there's muthafuckas on here that still don't get the toy yoda joke. so sad but true. ha!

that was a cold one.

 

[tha_psycho]

THEN DO THEM NOW HOMIE.

UR FUCKING ANNOYING.


I NEVER GET WHY SOME DUDES COME ON THIS BITCH, KNOWING THAT THEY ARE GONNA GET CLOWNED LEFT & RIGHT.

why am i annoying i am just responding to people when they say shit to or about me, when i get banned i will go do them for now i will waste time here. its noit like i have better things to do, im just sayin i can find other time wasting shit when i get banned.

 

[corinthian]

What is it with Florida women getting tricked? Ahahahahaha.... This chick looks bummed too.

how the hell this bitch work at HOOTERS and got about half a titty.