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Jun 3, 2006
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Barely Legal is where it's at. Why would I wanna look at some pussy in a porn mag that looks like the roast beef sandwich I just got at Arby's 5 for 5 dollars menu?
or those russian or asian broads that just got over here, and you can tell its their first shoot and fuckin long dong silver busts thru the door like "meet your co-star honey!!!....im like "man girl, i doubt if this is gonna be enjoyable for you".....and then you see em 6 months later fuckin, takin 60 man facial gang bangs and shit....good stuff i tells you
 

Jazzo

Master of Debauchery
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or those russian or asian broads that just got over here, and you can tell its their first shoot and fuckin long dong silver busts thru the door like "meet your co-star honey!!!....im like "man girl, i doubt if this is gonna be enjoyable for you".....and then you see em 6 months later fuckin, takin 60 man facial gang bangs and shit....good stuff i tells you
I smell ya and know about those type brigs! Those tramps are always trained to give a Rusty Trombone and are great additions to bachelor parties...
 
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I smell ya and know about those type brigs! Those tramps are always trained to give a Rusty Trombone and are great additions to bachelor parties...
lol...im sure it beats livin a eskimo, in a arrainged marriage, tradin blow-jays to tourists for whatever currency they use in they homeland village...
 
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i actually remember that. i mentioned it in the surge thread but couldnt remember what the other drink i remembered was. this was pretty damn good