siccness's greatest come ups
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Me and my homeboy were going to the clubs in the gaslamp quarter in SD. He needed to hit the ATM. While he was busy punching buttons, I look at the next machine and there's a shitload of money hanging out.
Someone had gotten their card, but forgot to grab their money. I think it was around $100. They should be happy to know their money helped me on my road to alcoholism.
Someone had gotten their card, but forgot to grab their money. I think it was around $100. They should be happy to know their money helped me on my road to alcoholism.
HAAAAAAAAAA!!!
THAT SHIT HAPPEN TO ME A COUPLE TIMES!!!
http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=51204
THAT SHIT HAPPEN TO ME A COUPLE TIMES!!!
http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=51204
LOL I USED TO COME UP ON HELLA IPODS IN HIGH SCHOOL. ID BE GOING THROUGH PEOPLES BACKPACKS AND GET CAUGHT ,IM LIKE "HEY THIS ISNT MY BACKPACK"
I GOT CAUGHT GOIN THRU THIS BITCHES BACKPACK. SUB TEACHER WAS LIKE "UMM I DONT THINK THATS YOURS" CUZ IT WAS LIGHT BLUE WITH FLOWERS. I WS LIKE "I KNOW BUT SHE BORROWED MY IPOD AND SHE LEFT ON ITS GONNA WASTE THE BATTERIES. SHE WAS LIKE OK WELL IM GONNA HAVE TAKE YOUR NAME DOWN JUST TO BE SURE.
GAVE THIS THE BUNKEST NAME POSSIBLE "CORNELIOUS L. JACKSON!!!" AND SHE BELIEVED ME.
I GOT CAUGHT GOIN THRU THIS BITCHES BACKPACK. SUB TEACHER WAS LIKE "UMM I DONT THINK THATS YOURS" CUZ IT WAS LIGHT BLUE WITH FLOWERS. I WS LIKE "I KNOW BUT SHE BORROWED MY IPOD AND SHE LEFT ON ITS GONNA WASTE THE BATTERIES. SHE WAS LIKE OK WELL IM GONNA HAVE TAKE YOUR NAME DOWN JUST TO BE SURE.
GAVE THIS THE BUNKEST NAME POSSIBLE "CORNELIOUS L. JACKSON!!!" AND SHE BELIEVED ME.
I went to the casino with a few homies, and I barely had any money at that time. So one of the homies spots me a 20, and I went to the roulette and put a 5 dollar chip on two spots, and the ball landed on one of my spots and I won over 200 bones from it. I gave the homie his 20 back, and continued on with my life.
I was at the Emerald Queen casino, and I was on my last 20 on this slot machine. I bet max all the time. So that 20 was getting down to just five, and next thing I know I'm winning over 500 bones off of that max bet on five dollars on one spin. I tried to accumulate it to 1000, but only reached a lil over 950 before it started going down drastically. I should have cashed out at 950+, but ended up cashing out at 500+.
And just recently at Northern Quest casino, my step bro spotted me a 20, even though I had my own money. And I put the 20 in a nickle machine, and bet max and won 60+ on my thrid spin. I gave him his 20 back, and continued on with my life.
I don't really like gambling at casinos, but when I do, I do good.
I was at the Emerald Queen casino, and I was on my last 20 on this slot machine. I bet max all the time. So that 20 was getting down to just five, and next thing I know I'm winning over 500 bones off of that max bet on five dollars on one spin. I tried to accumulate it to 1000, but only reached a lil over 950 before it started going down drastically. I should have cashed out at 950+, but ended up cashing out at 500+.
And just recently at Northern Quest casino, my step bro spotted me a 20, even though I had my own money. And I put the 20 in a nickle machine, and bet max and won 60+ on my thrid spin. I gave him his 20 back, and continued on with my life.
I don't really like gambling at casinos, but when I do, I do good.