siccness's greatest come ups

[yadidimsayin]

i know im not the only one on here whos caught a break or came up on sumthing for free.
As i was leaving costco today i gave a homeless guy 1 doller which turned out to actually be a 20 by mistake(my dumb ass) but i shook it off and thought instant karma.
well 5 min after getting home i got a package in the mail.
Some random company that i bought dreamweaver from last month sent me 2 brand new adobe creative suites. scared my card was gonna get charged i called them complaining on how i didnt order that shit and theres some mistake.They have no record of me ordering or them sending them or charging me. checked my card no charges were made. COME UPs

 

[DeepEastBeast]

 

[baychit415]

lucky

 

[L.D.S.]

That shit isn't karma. You foolishly didn't check the bill just then, but the company fucked up days ago. It's not like that shit instantaneously was mailed to you because you handed dude a 20.

yadidimsayin, yadidimsayin?

 

[CyrusTheVirus]

pay it forward yo

 

[L.D.S.]

Only don't die at the end.

 

[yadidimsayin]

the shit woulda came whether i gave him the skrill or not but thats my way of justifying the dub i lost. thanks

 

[NAMO]

this one time at band camp

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Karma is bullshit. Success = preparation meeting opputunity. Accept anything else positive as a stroke of luck.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

double post

 

[1God]

Wait... you gave a homeless guy a 20?!!? Fuckin' idiot!

 

[NorthBay 415]

this one time at band camp

I just busted out laughin haha

 

[mrtonguetwista]

lol just wanted to let us know you got a couple of Adobe Creative Suites

 

[AlexThreeKsKell]

the shit woulda came whether i gave him the skrill or not but thats my way of justifying the dub i lost. thanks

lmao.
I've never seen/heard someone actually use that word in a conversation...

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

ONE TIME I ROLLED UP TO THE BANK AND THE ATM READ
"WHAT TRANSACTION WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO NEXT"
WHILE THE PREVIOUS PERSONS
CARD WAS STILL IN THE ATM!!!

NUFF SAID!!!

 

[drewski.kalonji]

scrilla

 

[yadidimsayin]

card left in the atm machine with menu's still running. Come ups

 

[Simpaticone1]

I traded weed for some chilean sea bass. Its $18.00 a pound , I traded $20 sak for two big fillets worth @ least $40 bucks.

Im a butcher , we trade for meat , chicken & fish .............

It was bomb in some white wine butter sauce .......

 

[mrtonguetwista]

I got 7 instead of 6 skrimps in my Pacific Shrimp Taco...new at Taco Bell

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

I traded weed for some chilean sea bass. Its $18.00 a pound , I traded $20 sak for two big fillets worth @ least $40 bucks.

Im a butcher , we trade for meat , chicken & fish .............

It was bomb in some white wine butter sauce .......

How do you like being a butcher?