whats really fucked up.. who i really feel sorry for is his kids... imagine how they feel inside and there friends faces and reactions when they introduce him..
shy jr: hi dad this is my friend bobby, bobby this is my dad..
bobby: hello mr. akbar nice to meet you..
mr. akbar: its ok bobby you dont have to say that you can just call me shyballer...
bobby: shy jr. why does your pops named shyballer
shy jr: oh thats just his stage name, my dad he is one of those giant rappers with a record deal from one of those major labels..
bobby: for reals, you never said that before, let me hear one of his songs...
shy jr: uuuuuuuuhhhhhh my dog ate my radio...