Shit your Wife/GF/Baby Mama/Effete Boyfriend says while you're watching sports . . .

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How am I supposed to know what she says? I hear audible noise, but if the game's on it just comes in as Charlie Brown's teacher's voice.. "wawawanwawa"

unless she mentions something edible or smokeable, then I listen.
 
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Sports is how I even met my wife. She was a Dodger fan and a big fan of boxing and that's how we hit it off. She doesn't follow sports as closely as she used to but she's still plenty cool with having the homies over on fight nights and loves the Dodgers. She still likes the gay Lakers but sooner or later we'll get her liking the Thunder and things will be all good.

My wife usually gets decisions wrong in boxing though:
"Man, that's stupid, he didn't win." or "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? That's dumb." or if we're watching the lakers "Kobe is so freakin ugly!"
 

Palmer

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unlike some cats who bring they girl all dressed in they lil girls jersey and don't know who the home team is.
Ha, my ex was like that. I took her to a Seahawks game last year and she was in the jersey and a Seahawks santa hat, but she didn't know shit. She'd even cheer when the other team would do something good, cause she didn't know what the fuck was going on, it was pretty cool.
 
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Wifey is sportsbar worthy! I can take her to any bar and she can hold her own unlike some cats who bring they girl all dressed in they lil girls jersey and don't know who the home team is.
too bad your manly broad makes you look like the bitch in your relationship....oh wait! that's because you ARE the bitch in your relationship!


LOL!
 

Joey

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All I watch is sports...My wife is cool with it....She plays fantasy football and watches NFL, NBA, Premier league soccer and some of the giants games when they made it to the post season....Regular season baseball she aint with it but dosent give me a problem when i watch it....She even watches college football and basketball with me sometimes..but not as much as NFL or NBA....
She even wants to swith back to comcast from at&t because they dont have a sports package...My wife is good with my sports....
 
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My boy told me his girl tries to schedule picnics and shit when the games are on. Then when he proposes an alternate time, she says "Nigga, why can't you just pick me and not the mothafuckin game" which proceeds to screamin match.

Personally, I don't have to deal with that shit, cause most of the time I fuck bitches, they either aren't around by the time the sports is on or they dont get called back @ all. And these dumb bitches dont call me nigga cause I'm white.
 

RM211

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Me n my girl don't see eye 2 eye when it comes 2 sports
Ima Suns fan she's a Lakers fan...
Ima Cardinals she Cowboys...
I fuccin hate the Yankees and that's her squad, makes good games when they play tho, I can't lie I like that competitive fire about her

Were good 4 the most part on mma fighters and boxing, except for Oscar De La Hoya, I accept it tho cuz all females like that queer bastard