Shit your Wife/GF/Baby Mama/Effete Boyfriend says while you're watching sports . . .

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Apr 25, 2002
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A regular one . . . "I'm bored".

Another . . . "Who do you want to win?" then proceeds to root for other team/boxer/etc.

My wife last night when Big Ben was on the field during Saints V Steelers . . . "He looks kinda like a fat Will Ferrell with rapey eyes"




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blunt_hogg559
Jul 6, 2005
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if my girl aint talking about bossin, she need to leave the room until my shows is over
 
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my wife is into watching sports with me hell she makes snacks and brings me my drinks. the only thing she has trouble with is the double switches in baseball and some of the rules in football on why certain penalties dont get called at certain times she yells at the tv god damn it that was holding/ pass interference / face mask etc.etc. i think its cool so i gott 99 problem but my wifey aint one.....
 
Jan 18, 2008
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my girl only bitches sometimes on sunday when I have the laptop streaming the redzone channel and have a game on the TV. She loves watching the Blazers, but doesn't care for football.

My ex-girlfriend once asked me when we were watching football: "So when a team declines a penalty, are they basically going on record as they are declining that they commited that penalty? Are they just letting everybody know they decline that they did it" I started crackin up.
 
Aug 9, 2002
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Wifey is sportsbar worthy! I can take her to any bar and she can hold her own unlike some cats who bring they girl all dressed in they lil girls jersey and don't know who the home team is.
 
Feb 8, 2006
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my wife started a fantasy football for the wives and baby mommas the hyphy wifeys

she got sick of being abandoned on sundays so she stepped her game up
 

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Sicc OG
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My wifey will watch occasionally. She doesn't really know a lot of the rules, but she asks me questions and tries to learn and show interest in it.

The only time I get annoyed is when the Cowboys are playing like shit, or it's near the end of a close game and she's asking questions lol.

Most of the comments she makes are about which celebrity a player looks like.
 

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Sicc OG
Jun 24, 2005
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you damn near must have gotten divorced this season, lol
She hasn't really watched many of the Cowboys games with me lol.

Also as the season has dragged on, I've grown pretty apathetic to the team. I've just accepted that they suck horribly and will have a pretty good draft pick. I'll still watch the game if it's on and hope they win, but I don't expect much.
 

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my wife loves the Giants so she can actually get into watchin the games. And she loves basketball so we got no problems watchin the Warriors either. She's not into football that much unless it's the superbowl (watchin at a superbowl party).

But real talk, like IFYM said, get a new girl if she aint down with what your "priorities" are, lol.