SHE'S A SQUIRTER!!!

[SoilSavy]

Man if a breeeezy ever licked my ass kick her in the mouth... Squritin its all gravity but... ass licken? noooooo wayyy pimpin

 

[MOREBASS]

@ YOUNGNUTT



*HI FIVES*


BUT YO...POST UP SOME FLICKS ! LOL

 

[decisive]

damn.. 2 hours into it?..
i have a hard time gettin passed 10 mins playboy.
any tips..?

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

^^^IF YOU HAVE PLENTY OF SEX THEN YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF YOU CAN BUST UNDER FIVE MINUTES.

 

[Young M]

i think every guy now and then has trouble

 

[Young M]

o...k....

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

^^^IF YOU HAVE PLENTY OF SEX THEN YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF YOU CAN BUST UNDER FIVE MINUTES.

treal talk, took me about 35 minutes today, no joke, i skipped my work out LOL

 

[jr916]

sounds like you got a keeper homie
ITS COMING!!!

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

^^^YEAH DAT!!!

If she licked your ass imagine how many other asses she's licked. haha. You kiss her on the mouth still?

I TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT THAT. YUP!!!

lmfao, good shit youngnutt, that asslicking stuff is a lil weird to me tho, but all i gotta say is, u bout to get mopped week 1 in siccness fantasy football league lol

COME ON NOW CHREE, YOUR TEAM AIN'T GOT SHIT ON MINES!!!

OK NOW GET THAT GUDA

I GOT A LIL BIT A CHEDDER!!!

Damn, looks like you shoulda kept your word to ya girl bout tellin no one pimpin......

YOU FUCCERS DON'T COUNT!!!

squirters are fun, but best saved for telly room excursions.....too messy for my lazy ass to clean the shit up....HOUSEKEEPING!!

YOU AIN'T NEVA LIED!!!

anyway - yeah - its dope, but after a while, your hands get all old & wrinkley like when youre in the shower or pool too long.

LMFAO!!! MY HANDS WERE GRIPPED ON THAT ASS!!!

The idea of turning a girl on so much that she squirts is cool, but I dont know about letting her squirt in my mouth. Thats some nasty shit...

YEAH DAT!!!

@ YOUNGNUTT

*HI FIVES*

BUT YO...POST UP SOME FLICKS ! LOL

LOL. FUNNY THING IS, I TOOK A PIC OF US LAYING IN BED WHEN IT WAS ALL OVER!!!

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

YOU FUCCERS DON'T COUNT!!!

You'd be surprised!
My girlfriend busted me saying something here. Damn advanced searches.

 

[Hu$tle530]

how bout u buy sum plastic sheets to go under your regular sheets so that when she squirt ya mattress wont get soaked.....
thats what i bought so when i pee in the bed.. my mattress wont stain..

What the fuck, ass lickin, golden showers & peein in the bed

I'm surprised no one asked about her feet

 

[Rob S4]

Yeah this story here is funny. I feel bad for anyone that sits on your bed. Whats this wet spot. Oh my girl likes to throw her piss around on the bed. Just sit on the floor.

 

[2-0-NINE]

damn.. 2 hours into it?..
i have a hard time gettin passed 10 mins playboy.
any tips..?

Alcohol, Preferable Tequila or Vodka, Energy Drinks, Staying fit, breathing right, and determination. All of those work, except for Determination, you can be as determined as can be, then all of a sudded UGH!!!! There it goes for you.

 

[2-0-NINE]

It gets the Blood going, but don't take too much, you could die of heart attack, in recent studies, Energy Drinks are compared to Liquid Cocaine. I was in Alaska, and We were only getting like 4-6 hours of sleep and work for as long as 18+ hours, and sometimes I'd take this energy drink, STRONGEST STUFF EVER, 5 times the Caffeine of Red Bull, 3 Times the Caffeine of a Monster, and that shit messes you up. So Be careful with that stuff homeboy!

 

[xraidedloc831]

R.I.P. to DJFreaks who died a little after posted this message today. Lolololol. On the real to those who think pissing and squirting are the same thing have obviously never had it.

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

yep^ 2 totally different things, hasnt anyone seen that thread in i-candy where pino posted a long ass video of this one bitch's squirt scenes....she can squirt like 10 feet clear across a room, all over the ceiling and shit, its fuckin crazy...

 

[2-0-NINE]

To those who say you can Piss and have and Orgasm at the same time, you obviously didn't pay attention in Class. When a man Ejaculates his organ that allow piss to go through you're urethra closes, and instead of piss it's your Cum. For women it's sort of the like the same thing, you can't cum and piss at the same time, it's not possible.

 

[xraidedloc831]

^^^Thank you!!

 

[Grimy]

It gets the Blood going, but don't take too much, you could die of heart attack, in recent studies, Energy Drinks are compared to Liquid Cocaine. I was in Alaska, and We were only getting like 4-6 hours of sleep and work for as long as 18+ hours, and sometimes I'd take this energy drink, STRONGEST STUFF EVER, 5 times the Caffeine of Red Bull, 3 Times the Caffeine of a Monster, and that shit messes you up. So Be careful with that stuff homeboy!

WERE YOU FISHING? YOU KNOW THOSE ADVERTISEMENT THINGS THEY HAVE ABOUT WORKING IN ALASKA FISHING THAT THEY PAY REALLY GOOOD AND YOU ONLY DO IT FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR..I ALWAYS WONDERED IF THAT SHIT WAS TRUE

 

[Grimy]

THATS CRAZY MY GIRL DONE THAT SHIT A COUPLE OF TIMES ..BUT IT WASNT LIKE SHE SQUIRTED LIKE THAT LIKE A FUCKING WATER HOSE LOL ITS WAS JUST CRAZY HOW EVERYTHING GOT WET THE WHOLE BACK SEAT HER PANTS MY PANTS FUCK THAT SHIT WOULDNT STOP COMMING OUT LOL I LOOKED AT HER AND SAID*money mike's voice* "DAMN WTF DID YOU PEE ON ME? LOL BUT I SMELLED IT WASNT PEE ABOUT THE ASS LICKING NAWW I AINT DOWN WITH THAT..NOW MY QUESTION IS LIKE FOR EXAMPLE EVERYONE THAT HAS HAD A FEMALE THAT DOES THAT..DOES SHE DO THAT WITH EVERY FOO SHE FUCKS OR DOES THAT MEAN YOU FUCKED HER REALLY GOOD???