Shaq on Leno

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May 12, 2002
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^^^Does that dunk make up for him being a big dumb ass?Maybe in your eyes.Im mine he wont ever see any of the true legends. MJ,Wilt The Stilt,Bird,Magic,Kareem,Dr.J,Iceman Gervin,Big Bill Russ,and a few others that may have slipped my mind.Fuck Shaq no matter how many titles he may win,or what kiddie ass fuckin rap tape he makes,or flammey ass movie he makes,or last but not least lame comment he may pull out his ass such as "STARS WITH A C ENDS WITH A T" type bullshit followed by "I never complain about officiating".Not to mention calling the team that just about derailed his and Kobe's dynasty a WNBA team.That big mother fucker needs to take some lessons about being a man/sportsman from 24 year old Kobe Bryant.Nuff said...
 
Apr 25, 2002
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DAMN YOU ALL SOME WHINING AS BITCHES...STILL CRYING OVER YOUR WEAK TEAM CHOKING AND LOSING..FUCK THE KINGS THEY AINT GONNA DO JACK SHIT AGAINST L.A. NEXT YEAR ..JUST LIKE SAN ANTONIO IN 2001, PORTLAND IN 2000, THIS YEAR THE KINGS NEXT YEAR DALLAS...GET USED TO IT,CAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY THING THE KINGS ARE GONNA SEE NEXT YEAR FROM THE LAKERS,,,HA HA
 
May 13, 2002
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i dont jock the kings, and yes doug christie probably does wear panties and his lady is probably the man in the family...i just dislike the lakers
 
May 10, 2002
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Come on now...Shaq's comments are humorous comments: that "expansionism" comment last year was hilarious...almost just as good this year when he said "Sacramento will never be the capital of California." These random statements are not to be taken seriously by anyone other than Kings fans and Laker Haters (I think we found some). I think all of them have been funny including that new one about Rick Adelman crying over a traffic ticket!!! That's good some good shit right there...the man is having fun after winning his 3rd straight championship--I mean, what does he have left to have fun with?!---might as well bag on the Kings...haha

I will say the WNBA remark was a little too much considering the Kings did give the Lakers a run for their money, but that can't replace these other classic comments (in my opinion).
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Come on now...Shaq's comments are humorous comments: that "expansionism" comment last year was hilarious
KINGS FANS ALWAYS BRING THAT UP,,.I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS JUST READ THAT QOUTE ON A NEWSPAPER OR WHAT BUT LET ME GIVE YOU THE RUN DOWN..REPORTERS WHERE ASKING SHAQ IF WEBB WAS GONNA STAY IN SAC BIENG THAT THEY WERE CLOSE FRIENDS AT THE TIME..WEBBER MADE IT CLEAR THAT HE NEVER WANTED TO PLAY IN SACRAMENTO,TO THE MEDIA ,TO SHAQ,TO ANYBODY WHO WOULD LISTEN,...REMEMBER WEBBER SAID HE CRIED WHEN HE FIRST HEARD HE WAS GOING TO SACRAMENTO....SO WHEN THE LAKERS SWEPT THE KINGS THAT YEAR ALL THE TALK AFTER THE GAME WAS ABOUT WEBBER LEAVING..REMEMBER REPORTERS ASKED SHAQ THIS"SHAQ WHAT WAS THAT ,THAT CHRIS WHISPERED IN YOUR EAR,,,SHAQ =NOTHING,,,,,,SHAQ DO YOU THINK WEBBER WILL STAY IN SACRAMENTO,,SHAQ=I DONT THINK HE'LL BE BACK NEXT YEAR WITHOUT C-WEBB SACRAMENTO GONNA GO BACK TO EXPANSIONISM.....THATS ALL HE SAID...WEBBER STAYED IN SAC SO THAT COMMENT DIDNT APPLY ANYMORE...ITS LIKE WEBBER SAYING IF SHAQ LEAVES L.A.,THE LAKERS GONNA GO BACK TO EXPANSIONISM ,GET IT.IF SHAQ STAYS COMMENT DONT MEAN SHIT BECAUSE HE STAYED!!! WNBA,CAPITAL COMMENT,,THAT WAS TRASH TALK,,,
 
May 12, 2002
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You call it funny.I call it ignorant.If the big fucker wants to be a comedian than do that if not ball and shut that big dumb ass up.Hes an embarrasment to my favorite sport to play and watch.Like I said he need to take lessons from Kobe on being a man/sportsman.Yall booed the wrong mother fucker in Kobe when he was brickin at age 19.No doubt...
 
May 10, 2002
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Wicked- I don't know if that whole run down was for me or not but obviously the Shaq comment would have applied if CWebb would have left...but he was clowning too. I saw it live when Shaq said that and even replayed it a few times for my roommates from Sacramento cuz I thought it was such a funny comment. Shaq just made up the word expansionism and applied it in a funny sense, but you're right, it would have been real if CWebb left.

Also, I'm sure everyone who doesn't like these comments are either Kings fans or Laker/Shaq haters. I live with all Sacramento people and none of them hate Kobe but all of them hate Shaq with a passion...what does that tell me?? it is clear that some people just hate the man no matter what he says...I hope he keeps the humor coming, even after the Lakers win a 4th in a row...
 
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/\/\...And the reason why they hate the Zilla or woof alot of shit about him is because number 1...He DESTROYS the Kings every year in the playoffs...Number 2...He cant be stopped...And number 3...The ones who hate him are ENVIOUS JAG OFFS who wish he was on there team DESTROYIN THE COMPETION NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT....
 
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Mike Jordan destroyed competition like no other.He gets nothing but respect.Even though I was never a real fan.Horry crushed the King$ this season,Kobe does every season but they get respect.Only the big dumbass gets no love from me and ohh so many other NBA fans.For numerous reasons.Heres a few: He says some of the dumbest shit.No need to go into that again.He makes some gay ass rap,gay ass movies,and gay ass excuses "starts with a c ends with a t"... From a man who likes to play ball for free to hear this giant million doller player "most dominant" player cry like a little bitch about being cheated makes me sick.Its a disgrace to my favorite sport.
 
May 10, 2002
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Shark- I couldn't have said it better myself...if Sacramento had him, all their fans would be talking about how Shaq has put in hard work to be where he is, and although huge, is actually one of the most skilled players at his position. Instead, they know they can't defeat him so they just hate and say that he doesn't have to do anything because he's so tall...please! The man hit incredible shots all year...give the man some credit for virtually destroying every team this last year... I know my roommates wouldn't say shit if Sac had him..

and Alkahol Gone- I think the kleenex companies did real well in Sac this year AND last year...and they're getting ready for another break-through year next year..

Time to invest
 
May 16, 2002
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@Alkahol_Gone....HaHa...greenleaf is probably gonna need to buy a max pack of them bad boys cause he`s gonna need em for the rest of this year...next year and beyond...HaHa

@Chop....Yeah man you know whats up...Had to put these envious JAG OFFS in line...LoL
 
May 27, 2002
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ChopShop said:
Shark- I couldn't have said it better myself...if Sacramento had him, all their fans would be talking about how Shaq has put in hard work to be where he is, and although huge, is actually one of the most skilled players at his position. Instead, they know they can't defeat him so they just hate and say that he doesn't have to do anything because he's so tall...please! The man hit incredible shots all year...give the man some credit for virtually destroying every team this last year... I know my roommates wouldn't say shit if Sac had him..

and Alkahol Gone- I think the kleenex companies did real well in Sac this year AND last year...and they're getting ready for another break-through year next year..

Time to invest
hell yeah, we dont want him he cheats, crys and gets away with the calls. i got to admit with oneal the kings would win. and some king fan would say: if we win with oneal i wont like the kings anymore, or that championship will not count.