Activate Program
*beep* *boop* *bloip*...
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(Robot voice) "I am your new robot. I have replaced your brain. These religions are nothing more than a whimsical series of do's and don'ts. There is no reason for them beyond 'God likey' and 'God no likey.' There is no underlying philosophy that would grant you the ability to discern when something is bullshit. Pay no attention to your brain. I will vaguely interpret a verse in a sacred text to support your 2 girls 1 cup fetish... computing... computing... Program locked in. Bible says that semen must not mix with ground. Semen + ground = angry deity. I have built a rocket ship for you to place your semen. I will launch it into space. Your semen will never touch the ground and God will grant you a place at His side. I am your new robot. I have replaced your brain."
*beep* *boop* *bloip*...
*ticktickticktick*...
(Robot voice) "I am your new robot. I have replaced your brain. These religions are nothing more than a whimsical series of do's and don'ts. There is no reason for them beyond 'God likey' and 'God no likey.' There is no underlying philosophy that would grant you the ability to discern when something is bullshit. Pay no attention to your brain. I will vaguely interpret a verse in a sacred text to support your 2 girls 1 cup fetish... computing... computing... Program locked in. Bible says that semen must not mix with ground. Semen + ground = angry deity. I have built a rocket ship for you to place your semen. I will launch it into space. Your semen will never touch the ground and God will grant you a place at His side. I am your new robot. I have replaced your brain."
